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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend. Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

An old sepia photo of a Woman and a Man engaged in Coitus. The Woman looks like she's bored shitless and frankly, doesn't know whether the Man has started yet or not. The Man is smiling ineptly. Which would seem to be quite apt...

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 3h

I'm mainlining Mythbusters this morning, it's my ultimate white noise or stress relief.

Because I can just sit back and relax and watch what they do, and understand it, my brain just de-stresses...and it does it *really* well...

So thank you, Mythbusters 🙏🏼

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 3h

I felt this one!!

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 5h

I can only assume the summoning circle was breached, yet again...

www.filthyluker.org/art-attacks/...

large inflatable octopus tentacles emerging from a multi story building, coming out of windows

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Brilliant 😍

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

He's got form, to be fair...

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Execution phase scope creep.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 4h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The SES are there.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 4h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"I’ve had an idea”

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

I used to make hot water crust pork pie with Spelt flour at Xmas, because it's Xmas...

Very easy, very tasty. Add a boiled egg? What's not to love!!

Pip Kazan @pipkazan.bsky.social · 5h

When we had a restaurant in Vermont I made real hand-raised, hot water crust pork pies for a special and let me assure you, the locals devoured them very happily indeed.

Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 12h

watching great British bake off and once again asking if the UK is aware that the war ended

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Mark Fraser @mfraz74.bsky.social · 7h

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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween is coming...

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

Barbie advert on TV: toys do not move on their own.

a man is holding a pen to his nose and looking at it .

ALT: a man is holding a pen to his nose and looking at it .

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

Cheers Gizmo, appreciate you kind thoughts 🙏🏼 and exactly, she's a machine, so fingers crossed she'll shake this off and it's just a blip.

Once she's better, we need to have a conversation with her about not saying "I think I've been bitten by something"... 😉

Cheers dude x

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

Happy Birthday mini Fife!!! 🎂🎈

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

<hug> x

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 6h

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Winner!! 😎

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

'ping' 😎

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

@madamegothica.bsky.social morning lovely, ok to DM you that camera info?

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Preach. Hopefully MiL is improving, so there's 'less to report' if that makes sense...

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

I've only just got up, but that's very tempting 🥱

Thank you... 🙏🏼

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Scheduled to be back next Sunday. She just left yesterday morning, a few hours before this all unfolded 😬

It's a huge thing and she'll want to deliver what she's there to deliver, but, it's her Mum......

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks dude, yeah, it is! It sounds like she's responding to treatment so fingers crossed Mrs JSW will be as cool as possible given the circumstances...

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks V, thats kind of you and appreciated x

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

Thank you dude, well received 👊🏼