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@dairycontrary.bsky.social
I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Be sure to recycle those tin cans all of your food comes in, while I fly on a private jet.
Christ this is vom inducing! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Never let it be said that the British press is out of touch
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Be sure to recycle those tin cans all of your food comes in, while I fly on a private jet.
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
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This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
On the train home. Long week. Long month. Long year...
Met my Wife at the station - or more accurately, I snuck up behind her on the escalator and started pulling at her trousers 😂
On the train, and just having SUCH a laugh together.
Happy days 🥰
Met my Wife at the station - or more accurately, I snuck up behind her on the escalator and started pulling at her trousers 😂
On the train, and just having SUCH a laugh together.
Happy days 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
On the train home. Long week. Long month. Long year...
Met my Wife at the station - or more accurately, I snuck up behind her on the escalator and started pulling at her trousers 😂
On the train, and just having SUCH a laugh together.
Happy days 🥰
Met my Wife at the station - or more accurately, I snuck up behind her on the escalator and started pulling at her trousers 😂
On the train, and just having SUCH a laugh together.
Happy days 🥰
Drop your new wave album cover here...
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Drop your new wave album cover here...
And now, a joke.
Did you hear about the pickle who got a job?
Did you hear about the pickle who got a job?
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
And now, a joke.
Did you hear about the pickle who got a job?
Did you hear about the pickle who got a job?
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Collecting money for the Terrance Higgins Aids and HIV charity today at Charing Cross so if you’re passing through your donation is more than welcome!
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Collecting money for the Terrance Higgins Aids and HIV charity today at Charing Cross so if you’re passing through your donation is more than welcome!
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A Friendly Reminder That Your Unpowered SSDs Are Probably Losing Data
A Friendly Reminder That Your Unpowered SSDs Are Probably Losing Data
Save a bunch of files on a good ol’ magnetic hard drive, leave it in a box, and they’ll probably still be there a couple of decades later. The lubricants …read more
hackaday.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A Friendly Reminder That Your Unpowered SSDs Are Probably Losing Data
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SPEED 3 (2025)
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SPEED 3 (2025)
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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"A French Fry Restaurant"
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"A French Fry Restaurant"
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Indeed!
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
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1/16
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
🧵
1/16
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Indeed!
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
🧵
1/16
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
🧵
1/16
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Had to deploy ear drops as I've been deef in one ear for about a week.
It currently sounds like there's a bowl of rice crispies inside my heed.
Halp.
It currently sounds like there's a bowl of rice crispies inside my heed.
Halp.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Had to deploy ear drops as I've been deef in one ear for about a week.
It currently sounds like there's a bowl of rice crispies inside my heed.
Halp.
It currently sounds like there's a bowl of rice crispies inside my heed.
Halp.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
Tax MP's for every lie they tell
Tax winter
Tax podcasts.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Tax MP's for every lie they tell
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It's amazing how quickly we can build temporary shelters when we call them Christmas markets… perhaps we should be more innovative in caring for those less fortunate?
Solid homes. Wood, insulation, proper waterproofing? Concrete prefab?
Solid homes. Wood, insulation, proper waterproofing? Concrete prefab?
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's amazing how quickly we can build temporary shelters when we call them Christmas markets… perhaps we should be more innovative in caring for those less fortunate?
Solid homes. Wood, insulation, proper waterproofing? Concrete prefab?
Solid homes. Wood, insulation, proper waterproofing? Concrete prefab?
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‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
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November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Phahy
Kaybo
Uptrd
Exciting times
Kaybo
Uptrd
Exciting times
Friends
Pizza
Sex
Bring on 2026
Pizza
Sex
Bring on 2026
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Phahy
Kaybo
Uptrd
Exciting times
Kaybo
Uptrd
Exciting times
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(See you in 24 hours...)
(See you in 24 hours...)
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(See you in 24 hours...)
(See you in 24 hours...)
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coolcomponents.co.uk is closing down and has a few bits left, if anyone is interested. Stupidly cheap, some of it. I've bought everything I want.
Cool Components Arduino,Raspberry Pi,Sparkfun,Adafruit,Teensy,microbit
Cool Components sells Arduino, Raspberry Pi, Adafruit, Sparkfun, Teensy, Pololu, Pimoroni, Kitronik, Seeed, Grove, microbit and loads more. We're the ideal supplier to find electronic components in th...
coolcomponents.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
coolcomponents.co.uk is closing down and has a few bits left, if anyone is interested. Stupidly cheap, some of it. I've bought everything I want.
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social "your order has shipped"
a bald man in a red shirt is standing in front of a punching bag and smiling .
ALT: a bald man in a red shirt is standing in front of a punching bag and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social "your order has shipped"
She's a 10 but says to all intensive purposes
He’s a 10 but says Febyouairy
She's a ten but she's never said "chorizo" the same way twice
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
She's a 10 but says to all intensive purposes