Get Set Willy ✌🏽
@dairycontrary.bsky.social
I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
Pinned
Had an item delivered by Evri. It was delivered, which is a significant improvement. Received a feedback survey, asking how they could improve my experience...
"Go out of business completely, dismantle your infrastructure in its entirety, and never attempt to operate a delivery company ever again."
"Go out of business completely, dismantle your infrastructure in its entirety, and never attempt to operate a delivery company ever again."
1) You getting real swole
2) Mixed use nightclub scenario - you into it?
3) I think you mean freelance experience invigorator
4) Man you are rocking those baggies
5) Hang ten!!!
6) Let's fuck shit up
2) Mixed use nightclub scenario - you into it?
3) I think you mean freelance experience invigorator
4) Man you are rocking those baggies
5) Hang ten!!!
6) Let's fuck shit up
1) Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
2) They don't like it up 'em.
3) You get nothing for a pair.
4) I do not object to jiggery, but I take exception to pokery.
5) Bond, James Bond.
6) What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
2) They don't like it up 'em.
3) You get nothing for a pair.
4) I do not object to jiggery, but I take exception to pokery.
5) Bond, James Bond.
6) What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
1) You getting real swole
2) Mixed use nightclub scenario - you into it?
3) I think you mean freelance experience invigorator
4) Man you are rocking those baggies
5) Hang ten!!!
6) Let's fuck shit up
2) Mixed use nightclub scenario - you into it?
3) I think you mean freelance experience invigorator
4) Man you are rocking those baggies
5) Hang ten!!!
6) Let's fuck shit up
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Anyone fancy smelling like a 90s changing room for £170?
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Anyone fancy smelling like a 90s changing room for £170?
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One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
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They're only noodles, Michael...
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 AM
They're only noodles, Michael...
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Watching this now and bloody hell it's lovely. Rick is one of the most decent, genuinely lovely people in music.
Reel Stories, Rick Astley: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r8dy
Reel Stories, Rick Astley: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r8dy
Reel Stories - Rick Astley
Dermot O’Leary sits down with Rick Astley to revisit his journey from teen drummer to global pop star, the impact of Rickrolling and his triumphant return to music.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Watching this now and bloody hell it's lovely. Rick is one of the most decent, genuinely lovely people in music.
Reel Stories, Rick Astley: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r8dy
Reel Stories, Rick Astley: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r8dy
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Always an exciting moment when we see les grues (the cranes) flying north over our part of France… a sign that spring is on the way.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Always an exciting moment when we see les grues (the cranes) flying north over our part of France… a sign that spring is on the way.
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
Paging @madamegothica.bsky.social
The Full Rotation of the Moon: A Beautiful, High Resolution Time Lapse Film
The Full Rotation of the Moon: A Beautiful, High Resolution Time Lapse Film
This is a sight to behold. Above, the moon spins in full rotation, all in high-resolution footage taken by The National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Here's how NASA explains what you're seei...
www.openculture.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Paging @madamegothica.bsky.social
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FYI those aren't drones flying over the snowboarders. They are horseshoe bats with teeny cameras strapped to their bellies.
Gives them something to do.
#WinterOlympics
Gives them something to do.
#WinterOlympics
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
FYI those aren't drones flying over the snowboarders. They are horseshoe bats with teeny cameras strapped to their bellies.
Gives them something to do.
#WinterOlympics
Gives them something to do.
#WinterOlympics
Found a waterlogged bee outside yesterday, on the recycling bags. Poor little blighter was absolutely soaked. Brought it in for 10 minutes to warm it up, it came right back to life then flew off. Happy days!
Found another one today, it was covered in tiny mites. It didn't survive 😔
Found another one today, it was covered in tiny mites. It didn't survive 😔
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Found a waterlogged bee outside yesterday, on the recycling bags. Poor little blighter was absolutely soaked. Brought it in for 10 minutes to warm it up, it came right back to life then flew off. Happy days!
Found another one today, it was covered in tiny mites. It didn't survive 😔
Found another one today, it was covered in tiny mites. It didn't survive 😔
...after using a metal coat hanger to gain entry
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
...after using a metal coat hanger to gain entry
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In this photo, taken #OTD in 1984, Bruce McCandless is an *football field away from the space shuttle with no safety tether.*
No astronaut, before or since, has been that far away from their ship while in orbit. (2/n)
No astronaut, before or since, has been that far away from their ship while in orbit. (2/n)
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
In this photo, taken #OTD in 1984, Bruce McCandless is an *football field away from the space shuttle with no safety tether.*
No astronaut, before or since, has been that far away from their ship while in orbit. (2/n)
No astronaut, before or since, has been that far away from their ship while in orbit. (2/n)
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Air - Moon Safari
John Lewis Hooker - Boom Boom
Inner City - Good Life
Joe Smooth - Promised Land
Stalker - Humanoid
Air - Moon Safari
John Lewis Hooker - Boom Boom
Inner City - Good Life
Joe Smooth - Promised Land
Stalker - Humanoid
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
KT Turnstall - other side of the world
Skunk Anansie - Headonism
Shola Ama - Imagine
Starship - Nothings gonna stop us now
Hall & Oates-Sara Smile
KT Turnstall - other side of the world
Skunk Anansie - Headonism
Shola Ama - Imagine
Starship - Nothings gonna stop us now
Hall & Oates-Sara Smile
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Voodoo Ray - A Guy Called Gerald
Digital Love - Daft Punk
Dedicated To The One I Love - The Mamas and the Papas
Shine - Take That
Les Fleur - Minnie Riperton
Voodoo Ray - A Guy Called Gerald
Digital Love - Daft Punk
Dedicated To The One I Love - The Mamas and the Papas
Shine - Take That
Les Fleur - Minnie Riperton
February 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Air - Moon Safari
John Lewis Hooker - Boom Boom
Inner City - Good Life
Joe Smooth - Promised Land
Stalker - Humanoid
Air - Moon Safari
John Lewis Hooker - Boom Boom
Inner City - Good Life
Joe Smooth - Promised Land
Stalker - Humanoid
Poncharello
What’s your Gladiator name mine is Goblin
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Poncharello
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Princess Michael of Kent.
What’s your Gladiator name mine is Goblin
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Princess Michael of Kent.
Two Women just got on the train at Padders. They're hammered, and trying to coax two of their bloke mates to meet them in Maidenhead to get shitted together.
Fucking. Hilarious.
Fucking. Hilarious.
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Two Women just got on the train at Padders. They're hammered, and trying to coax two of their bloke mates to meet them in Maidenhead to get shitted together.
Fucking. Hilarious.
Fucking. Hilarious.
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Calling all gamers...I have a question!!
Years ago - many years ago in fact - I played a dogfight VR game at the arcades. I'm pretty sure it was 1980's
There were two bi-planes, you piloted one of them, and a red baron-esque bi-plane was your opponent.
Sit down machine, massive screen, and a...
Years ago - many years ago in fact - I played a dogfight VR game at the arcades. I'm pretty sure it was 1980's
There were two bi-planes, you piloted one of them, and a red baron-esque bi-plane was your opponent.
Sit down machine, massive screen, and a...
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Calling all gamers...I have a question!!
Years ago - many years ago in fact - I played a dogfight VR game at the arcades. I'm pretty sure it was 1980's
There were two bi-planes, you piloted one of them, and a red baron-esque bi-plane was your opponent.
Sit down machine, massive screen, and a...
Years ago - many years ago in fact - I played a dogfight VR game at the arcades. I'm pretty sure it was 1980's
There were two bi-planes, you piloted one of them, and a red baron-esque bi-plane was your opponent.
Sit down machine, massive screen, and a...
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Roses are red
Violets are neat
Violets are neat
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Roses are red
Violets are neat
Violets are neat
HUGE shout out to the Girl on the Bosch helpline, for explaining that our washing machine had, somehow, put child lock on, which is why it wasn't working.
We now have a working washing machine once more... 🙏🏼
We now have a working washing machine once more... 🙏🏼
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
HUGE shout out to the Girl on the Bosch helpline, for explaining that our washing machine had, somehow, put child lock on, which is why it wasn't working.
We now have a working washing machine once more... 🙏🏼
We now have a working washing machine once more... 🙏🏼
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So, it turns out that when women say "what is WRONG with you??" it's more of a rhetorical thing than an actual request for a PowerPoint presentation.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 AM
So, it turns out that when women say "what is WRONG with you??" it's more of a rhetorical thing than an actual request for a PowerPoint presentation.