Get Set Willy ✌🏽
@dairycontrary.bsky.social
I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
Pinned
Had an item delivered by Evri. It was delivered, which is a significant improvement. Received a feedback survey, asking how they could improve my experience...
"Go out of business completely, dismantle your infrastructure in its entirety, and never attempt to operate a delivery company ever again."
"Go out of business completely, dismantle your infrastructure in its entirety, and never attempt to operate a delivery company ever again."
I tell you what, Tamagotchi were fucking brilliant.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I tell you what, Tamagotchi were fucking brilliant.
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Ready for Valentine's Day? Need chocolate?
50 favorite recipes for chocolate lovers!
www.misscookbook.com/valentines-d...
🍜 #Foodie #Recipes #EasyRecipes #FoodGloriousFood #Cookbooks #HomemadeFood #RecipeOfTheDay #Food #Foodsky #Foodporn #Yummy #Foodiesky #Cooking #HomeCooking #CookingSky 🍽️
50 favorite recipes for chocolate lovers!
www.misscookbook.com/valentines-d...
🍜 #Foodie #Recipes #EasyRecipes #FoodGloriousFood #Cookbooks #HomemadeFood #RecipeOfTheDay #Food #Foodsky #Foodporn #Yummy #Foodiesky #Cooking #HomeCooking #CookingSky 🍽️
Valentine's Day
50 Chocolate Recipes for Valentine's Day!
www.misscookbook.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Ready for Valentine's Day? Need chocolate?
50 favorite recipes for chocolate lovers!
www.misscookbook.com/valentines-d...
🍜 #Foodie #Recipes #EasyRecipes #FoodGloriousFood #Cookbooks #HomemadeFood #RecipeOfTheDay #Food #Foodsky #Foodporn #Yummy #Foodiesky #Cooking #HomeCooking #CookingSky 🍽️
50 favorite recipes for chocolate lovers!
www.misscookbook.com/valentines-d...
🍜 #Foodie #Recipes #EasyRecipes #FoodGloriousFood #Cookbooks #HomemadeFood #RecipeOfTheDay #Food #Foodsky #Foodporn #Yummy #Foodiesky #Cooking #HomeCooking #CookingSky 🍽️
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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1) FUCK the patriarchy
2) How women haven't just started started castrating us all with a rusty jigsaw blade, I don't know.
2) How women haven't just started started castrating us all with a rusty jigsaw blade, I don't know.
Another case of prioritizing a man’s potential over the safety of women: doctor doesn’t lose license bc he supposedly only raped one woman and he had glowing reviews from colleagues
Blackpool doctor not struck off by panel over 'one-off' rape - BBC News
Dr Aloaye Foy-Yamah has his medical licence suspended for 12 months over the attack.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
1) FUCK the patriarchy
2) How women haven't just started started castrating us all with a rusty jigsaw blade, I don't know.
2) How women haven't just started started castrating us all with a rusty jigsaw blade, I don't know.
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You know who is REALLY draining resources?
Tax dodging billionaires who love brown people when they are exploiting them in their factories abroad but hate seeing them in the UK.
Tax dodging billionaires who love brown people when they are exploiting them in their factories abroad but hate seeing them in the UK.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You know who is REALLY draining resources?
Tax dodging billionaires who love brown people when they are exploiting them in their factories abroad but hate seeing them in the UK.
Tax dodging billionaires who love brown people when they are exploiting them in their factories abroad but hate seeing them in the UK.
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February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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New Manchester United away kit just dropped.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
New Manchester United away kit just dropped.
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TV pitch.
'Who Wants To Be Billionaire'
Racist old white men compete to win a billion pounds, they become increasingly unhinged as the prize money increases, anyone actually winning it is immediately shot in the face.
'Who Wants To Be Billionaire'
Racist old white men compete to win a billion pounds, they become increasingly unhinged as the prize money increases, anyone actually winning it is immediately shot in the face.
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
TV pitch.
'Who Wants To Be Billionaire'
Racist old white men compete to win a billion pounds, they become increasingly unhinged as the prize money increases, anyone actually winning it is immediately shot in the face.
'Who Wants To Be Billionaire'
Racist old white men compete to win a billion pounds, they become increasingly unhinged as the prize money increases, anyone actually winning it is immediately shot in the face.
The UK has been colonised by fucking arseholes.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The UK has been colonised by fucking arseholes.
Who TF wants to melt their retina with light mode?
Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Who TF wants to melt their retina with light mode?
I loved The Dukes of Hazard as a kid. Want a lift?
Yes I too enjoy watching Goodfellas, a completely fictional film based in no way on the life of an actual criminal www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Enjoying mafia movies doesn’t make me a killer. So be wary of the state using rap music to prove murder | Shami Chakrabarti
UK prosecutors are recklessly deploying art against young men in court. That’s why I’m taking parliamentary action to curb it, says lawyer and Labour peer Shami Chakrabarti
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I loved The Dukes of Hazard as a kid. Want a lift?
Post a banger, not in English
Porqué te vas
Props to my Spanish teacher, Mr Linehan 👊🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUh...
Porqué te vas
Props to my Spanish teacher, Mr Linehan 👊🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUh...
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Post a banger, not in English
Porqué te vas
Props to my Spanish teacher, Mr Linehan 👊🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUh...
Porqué te vas
Props to my Spanish teacher, Mr Linehan 👊🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUh...
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Painting by Robert Bateman.
‘Sparrow Hawk on a Hydro Pole’ 1976.
Acrylic on Masonite.
size 63 x 44 cm.
‘Sparrow Hawk on a Hydro Pole’ 1976.
Acrylic on Masonite.
size 63 x 44 cm.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Painting by Robert Bateman.
‘Sparrow Hawk on a Hydro Pole’ 1976.
Acrylic on Masonite.
size 63 x 44 cm.
‘Sparrow Hawk on a Hydro Pole’ 1976.
Acrylic on Masonite.
size 63 x 44 cm.
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Just to be on the safe side
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just to be on the safe side
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I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
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Happy British holidaymaker reunited with dentures 11 years after vomiting them into a Benidorm bin day to all who celebrate
February 10, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Happy British holidaymaker reunited with dentures 11 years after vomiting them into a Benidorm bin day to all who celebrate
"Hello? Police please. Yes, there's been a murder..."
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"Hello? Police please. Yes, there's been a murder..."
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
Christ on a fucking bike. How utterly pointless is the TFL "Go" app. Login, enter my password, get a text, enter the number, it takes me straight back to "Get started" (the start of the login process).
What an absolute waste of time and energy.
Well done, TFL. Good job.
What an absolute waste of time and energy.
Well done, TFL. Good job.
a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Christ on a fucking bike. How utterly pointless is the TFL "Go" app. Login, enter my password, get a text, enter the number, it takes me straight back to "Get started" (the start of the login process).
What an absolute waste of time and energy.
Well done, TFL. Good job.
What an absolute waste of time and energy.
Well done, TFL. Good job.
Age verification?
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
Age verification?
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
Age verification?
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Age verification?
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
I remember when we used to leave our bikes laying around in the street, we knew who was at whose house because of which bikes were there. They never got nicked...
Post a banger, not in English, you say?
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Post a banger, not in English, you say?
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The girls all celebrating each other is 🥹
There is a pleasure to be found in watching people do something they enjoy really really well (even if you don't remotely understand what is going on)
I have no idea what they are talking about.
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The girls all celebrating each other is 🥹
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They give me hope. In a world seemingly dominated by rich white men this cohort of strong women GIVE ME LIFE. Honestly.
These girls are magnificent. I’m crying #snowboarding.
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
They give me hope. In a world seemingly dominated by rich white men this cohort of strong women GIVE ME LIFE. Honestly.