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JSW but festive 🎄
@dairycontrary.bsky.social
I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.

Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Sounds right up my avenue, thanks for the recommendation 🙏🏼
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What's your secret? Slow and low, or high and fast?
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
TTFN dude 👍🏼
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Be still, my beating heart...
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Absolutely lovely shot!! It almost looks like pastels or watercolours 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ossij and parsley mash with veggies later, after I've put up some plasterboard and wired some lights...
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
MOAR 👌🏼
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
That's what I've got (the ultra with all the lenses) the CPU isn't the best in the S range but it's pretty good at photos.

If you need a steer just shout - I'm fairly clued up about it 👍🏼
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For context, that's a 6mm button cap Allen bolt, on a glass table. The metering and autofocus aren't the best, but you get the idea...
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
You might find Pro with AF on, again on 1x zoom, gives better results.

Here's the photo then a zoomed in screenshot to show the detail...
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Samsung boy, eh!? The best I've found on mine is portrait on 1.0 times zoom. Have a go and report back 🙏🏼
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Plus 1 👌🏼
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
*bump*
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Plus 1 👌🏼
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Did this to Mrs JSW last week, she looks fabulous!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by JSW but festive 🎄
if AI was actually good, you wouldn't get people so hell bent on defending it and saying its the future

it would just get adopted naturally over time like other innovations in the past

but that's not what's happening at all, its being forced because dumbasses put money into it
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dude, you don't deserve to be spoken to or treated like that, by anyone. I'm so sorry that you have been.

The Dad in me wants to give you a massive hug and tell you it'll be alright, which at some point, it will...I just hope that time comes sooner rather than later 🙏🏼
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM