Dakota Schmidt
@dakotaschmidt.bsky.social
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Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: [email protected]. DM's open. Forever the G League king.
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I hope that y'all believe in yourself today at the same level that PCA does jumping at home run balls that land 30 feet above his head.
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Game 3 of the NLCS at Dodger Stadium on Thursday will be the first time that the Brewers had to hop on an airplane since their series against the Padres ended on September 24th.
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It may be a reference to when the camera caught Craig calling the pen after an Andrew Vaughn homer in July.
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I feel so relieved. The streak of us not winning a playoff series is over and it ended against the Cubs of all teams. What a game. What a team.
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That dog didn't have that dog in him.
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PCA is what would happened if a Golden Retriever was able to swing a baseball bat.
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The Brewers are playing small ball, in that they're bashing the hell out of the small ball over the fence to score runs
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I guess you can say that Las Vegas Aced the assignment
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Also dude made a remix of the song about Canada. I'm sure he'd do one for Iran if Ali Khamenei sent him some cash.
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Gotta ask Sunshine to work part time as a bodega cat.
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Has she asked the cat to start paying rent?
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Dude has one song and it's in like the five percentile in songs about America.
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I'm so sorry for Norway about what the very dumb things that the president of the country I live in is about to do.
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BREAKING: Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 reut.rs/42uh3Aw
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The whole not scoring runs thing isn't a good way to win a baseball game.
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The Brewers are making me grumpy. The Packers have been making me grumpy. The state of the world is making me grumpy. Who wants to guess what emotion I'm feeling?
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The TD itself is wild but shout out to the offensive line for giving Trevor the time to recover.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
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If FOX is looking for a replacement, I know a bit about football and have never been stabbed or arrested for stabbing related behavior.
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At this point, it's cool and rebellious to not have your own podcast.
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Feel like it may be tough to explain the fact that they're the Stanford Cardinals but their mascot is a tree.
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Hoping for a mention of Amillion Buggs.
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I definitely miss the early to mid 2000's where my dad had to keep going to the computer repair store because I kept wrecking it by downloading Reggie Bush high school highlights on Limewire.
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This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
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NBA Media Day a.k.a. wait that guy signed there day.
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Happy NBA Media Day! The season unofficially starts today for the remaining 25 teams that haven't had Media Day yet!