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damnwymz.bsky.social
The Lactose Intolerant Left
@damnwymz.bsky.social
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An Irish/Kiwi. Naturist. Photographer. Business Analyst. There WILL be nudity. #NormalisingNaturism Always happy to chat in DMs Have a look at my (photo) work- www.instagram.com/damianwims
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I hope anyone who has followed me during the great Twitter Exodus doesn't get freaked out that I've been using this as much more as my naturist account and immediately unfollow me.....
They fired ME from the porn movie because I kept shooting too Jurassic Parky.
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No one knows Mr. Beast's true name, but they say that if ever spoken aloud, it will transform him back into a man.
He seems to have that thing where you pay for twitter, Elon Syndrome.
Lack of excitement is my kink!!!
Look at the SIZE of his clock!!!!
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Pls remember to check any bonfires for sleeping hedgehogs!! They're looking for somewhere to hibernate and a big pile of sticks is the perfect place.

Ideally move the whole pile to a new location before lighting ✨️
Have you considered you might be suffering from a roadkill deficiency?
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What’s funny is he didn’t even ASK for this, they just gave it to him…
It’s a shame The Existential Dread stopped touring when Jerry Garcia died.
Had an insane dream where we turned Trump good by saving him after he had a heart attack during a fishing competition….
The most evil of all the ordinals.
I thought it might be “during this rest, the band cries YARRRRR”.
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'My name is Fozziemandias, king of kings; Look on my wocka wockas, ye Mighty, and despair!'
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'Something... Something... Enid Blyton.'