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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · Jun 12

stop posting for validation and numbers and others and just shit post for the love of the game who cares about follower count dude just scream and shit and piss and cum into the void and be free

Tom Finley @tomfinley.com · Jun 12

Not Slate working overtime to hate on Bluesky…

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 6m

happy dead dadiversary eve from my phone telling me i’ve been a lazy depressed piece of shit this week and backing it up with METRICS

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On average, you burned fewer calories over the last 5 days.

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Kalob Gossett @kalob.bsky.social · 21h

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 21h

a woman is licking a lollipop in her mouth

ALT: a woman is licking a lollipop in her mouth

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 22h

one thing i have learned in my years of consulting is that clients do not care if something was difficult to do as long as it looks difficult, and they fucking LOVE a multi-argument nested if that turns text into numbers to use in another formula to make de facto flags to turn back into what? text

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

it was not efficient but it was fast and LOOKS like it was complicated, which is all that matters

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

i wrote one excel formula and made a graph thats enough work for today, right?

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

yippeeeeeeeeeee

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

the boyfriend of my boyfriend is my boyfriend so i regret to inform you that we are dating now let’s kiss

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

charlie is neither into pokemon nor pup play enough for that and if i were to take on a pokepupsona it would obviously be from the houndour line

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

i could never

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Squall @squallleonhart.gay · May 9

FCF stands for:

Faggots for
Carly Rae Jepsen
Friday

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

at this point last year i was in an icu waiting room while you were attached to machines and i both knew and didn’t know and i still know and don’t know and i think that’s why i apparently just lost my 8 year long timehop streak and finally got me to delete it off my phone

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

Big Sads incoming yay :/

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

i’m too shy to be a slut in real life so i am a slut in pelican town instead 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i’ve considered marrying him but seb’s hot topic allure is too strong

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

not the amex freudian slip… i’m only dating alex for the gridball money it seems

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

well i am also dating shane and amex and haley and leah and kind of emily but just because i hate clint but yeah sebastian is my favorite 🥺

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

the best part about my gothlite boyfriend in stardew valley is that he doesn’t care HOW long that sashimi has been in my pocket, he loves it and i think that’s beautiful

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

if it wasn’t true i couldn’t say it on the internet

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

green text: quick question if i said "do you wanna do 69 pushups?" would you think i meant one less than seventy or me laying down on my back while you do a push up over me with our dicks in each other's mouths?

BB: First one as you are chaste and pure (two heart reacts, one laughing react)

green text: sooooo true!

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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 1d

As it exists, I don’t believe that SCOTUS is actually a place that interprets the law or exists to seek justice. It is a lever of power and a numbers game, and I have no respect for it as an institution.

There is no consistency or true philosophy at work, save this: they do what they want.

Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 1d

It is pretty galling that the Supreme Court spent four years telling Biden "you can't do that without Congress" then allowed Trump to seize a once-unthinkable amount of power from Congress within nine months and concentrate law-making authority almost entirely in the executive branch.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

that’s on me for asking you on leg day. your throne awaits, come sit

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 1d

This is why, more and more, I just can't muster up any desire to be a success in the mainstream art world. They want AI to make "content" for people who don't care.

I care about my art, and I want to give it to an audience who cares.

An audience i like and respect.

"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 2d

Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

if i said “do you wanna do 69 pushups?” would you think i meant one less than seventy or me laying down on my back while you do a push up over me with our dicks in each other’s mouths?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 1d

A staffer on Stephen Colbert's show wanted to ask the first ever Muslim candidate for mayor in the history of New York City to play a game of thumbs up, thumbs down about an ongoing genocide.

aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 1d

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

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