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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee!

@defullshilling.bsky.social

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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 2m

Vichy Bulldog.

French Bulldog @french-bulldog.bsky.social · 6h

Frank says Hi! 👋

#FrenchBulldog #BulldogLife #DogLovers

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 19m

Lucky fuckers can't hear his wife's wailing.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 21m

I would never lionise hitler, my heart belongs to pol pot.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 31m

Who knows, Jason. Self-checkout baffles these Neanderthals.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1h

There's an ad for survival food supplies called "patriot" and it takes the dude about 5 minutes to explain a QR code to the rubes, so this wallyworld thing should be a scream.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h

Just announced: Walmart partners with OpenAl. People walk in to the store, approach a kiosk setup with a computer, and type the prompt, "Say hello to me," and ChatGPT will greet the customer. This will be rolling out to over a thousand stores.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1h

Inconceivable.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1h

Paging Sigmund.

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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 16h

Davide Mastracci created a database containing profiles of 206 Canadians who have served in the Israeli military. This is the largest such collection of names and profiles in Canada, by far, and is a major expansion on the earlier version.

Find IDF Soldiers

A database from The Maple documenting Canadians that have served in the Israeli military.

findidfsoldiers.net

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Strings and Sealing Wax (and other fancy stuff) @strings.bsky.social · 3h

Lmao the holes line up

bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 4h

This is incredibly homoerotic

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 3h

They've sent my urine sample away for culture. Fuck, I shudda went with it!

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 20h

Sliding? Gleefully galloping.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 20h

And Beijing didn't buy so much as a fucking rasher.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 21h

He's found the key to the booze cart?

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 23h

That bastard killed princess diana.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 23h

Does that freak speak English yet?

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 23h

Is that the light gray, or the lighter gray?

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 23h

Then have a word with the arsehole who invented insomnia... bastard!
Source: ScienceAlert
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The Human Mind Isn't Meant to Be Awake Past Midnight, Scientists Warn

In the middle of the night, the world can sometimes feel like a dark place.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

Dunno, could be a gas. Keep ya posted, but out of an abundance of caution, I'm avoiding bomb disposal.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

A new medication, and a possible Side-effect is "temporary colour-blindness", so looking forward to spending a few hours in the movie Casablanca.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to think Johnson's lane is in fact trump's colon.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

ozempic?

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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social · 1d

A pic of the brain worm making a face while gargling with gravel.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

Just discovered homeopathy has nothing to do with gay conversion therapy, but it's just as fucking useless.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

Kudos to the carpenters who put that stage together.

Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 1d

This.
This was always the plan. They are nothing but fucking animals.