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Detox Poncho

@detoxponcho.bsky.social

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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch #BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers 🐈🌺🌮🍸🌊🥂🇺🇦🇦🇷 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA 🚫PornBots 🚫Illuminati

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · Dec 19

Nailed it. 🎯

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Dec 15

Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 5h

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

Unfortunately no.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

Like hell he’d give it to charity. Congestive heart failure can’t happen soon enough.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 6h

“I found this, it’s mine”

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

Yikes! I hope he got a TRO to go along with that block. 😬

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

Miss Bee. Snoozing.

A tortoiseshell cat snoozing with her paws tucked under her chin.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

He actually said he would but I don’t recall if he spoke with The Met. They were supposed to get them, so I think he had made contact but destroyed them instead.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h

Farmers: Trump handed Argentina more than $40 billion while they’re undercutting your prices & selling to China. Now he’s going to flood our markets with their beef - and you’ve been cut out of the deal entirely. At least you get to keep that red cap, you won’t have much left.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

👇🏼👇🏼🖕🏼

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 9h

Trump posted a clip about prosecuting Obama, lied about a summit with Putin, took a foreign made excavator to the East Wing of the White House while he dined with GOP Senators on a paved over Rose Garden a month into a government shutdown but tell me again how Biden was old.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 6h

I remember the destruction of the art deco friezes from Bonwit Teller. He’s been a walking sack of shit from the jump.

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 6h

I’m shocked the guy who hired undocumented immigrants (Polish laborers) w/no safety equipment and paid them $4 an hour in 1980 (then stiffed them) to tear down Bonwit Teller (including art deco friezes promised to the MET) is demolishing the East Wing of White House w/bad intent.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 12h

That’s not how I expected the second half of this headline to go. “Part of White House Reduced to Rubble” should be followed by “What the Fuck.”

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12h

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Trump is going to pardon this guy because he thinks women deserve to be hurt. His people are protecting him when they should be protecting US from him.

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12h

George Santos is writing about how he feels unsafe in NY with Mamdani there at the same time he bilked seniors out of their life savings and stole from vets. So there's that.

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12h

Heroin good!
Vaccines bad(

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 11h

👯‍♀️

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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 11h

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 11h

I 💜 when you do these face comparisons because I’m petty like that.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 11h

Indeed I do! 😤😡

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

Happy birthday to Dawn!

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

It seems like a distant world now, but in ‘89-92 when I worked as a bike messenger in Washington, DC (mostly for the CBO) I delivered packages to the security desk at public entrance of the East Wing. I always found it a thrill that the White House was so accessible. Gone now.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

Trump is hosting both a ‘Rose Garden Club’ lunch & dinner today. Who says he’s not a hard worker. It’s just not on behalf of the American people. I would like to check-in with all the blue collar folks who fell for his BS in about 6 months when they’re living out of a dumpster.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

They need to stop calling us all boomers too. #GenX FFS

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

I apparently did a brain dump after the first go round, thinking it could never happen again. :: egg on face ::

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

Media consolidation is so wrong. Make it stop!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

I refer to that as the ballerina stretch. 😻