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Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games and VNs Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 20h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 1d

Many more of you are RTing squishmallows Donald Duck than when I originally posted it, which leads me to believe we are in it now more than ever before

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · Mar 21

Oh Squishmallows Donald Duck we're really in it now

Squishmallows Plush 14" Donald Duck has kind of a deflated resignation in his expression

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 1d

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 1d

lmao

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · Mar 21

Oh Squishmallows Donald Duck we're really in it now

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 2d

looking at this image caused the generic glass breaking sound effect from Powerpoint to play in my mind

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Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 2d

Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”

A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 2d

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 2d

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 2d

My phone keeps warning me that the app that controls my insulin pump has high background battery usage and yes darling that's the point

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

I wish I could go to a gallery showing of these under a blacklight

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

Believe me if I was doing any of this cool shit on a date then I would tell you about it. I'm doing all this by myself! I'm not gonna hide inside like a child who needs an escort to go anywhere

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

It's very old and cheap and I can get a better jacket with gold spikes on the shoulders that will more effectively scare people

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

Literally yes lmao I was like ok please I'm just trying to pee

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

In the bathroom, a gen x woman said my jacket looked like Michael Jackson's, as if I would do such a thing on purpose, so I'm finally donating it after this

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

Second movie was HAUSU!! Freakin Hausu in a real theater!! Man turns into bananas on the big screen!!

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

Just watched Pet Sematary in a theater full of laughing people! Truly every 90s male lead could American Psycho at any moment

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

omg you're so right

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Raven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 3d

my friend just shared this with me

Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

My Uber driver was trying to flirt with me but said he was 26 so I started giving him career advice

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mdct @ spookum's month @sword.zone · 3d

Also: Backseat Cooking ingredients are available, as mentioned! You can check the list of them here and see what's unique about the year. This year's main thing: the Forbidden Sippy Jr., a big mix of liquids that I will then mix with 5 alcoholic spirits and shoot. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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beebthing @spacelyft.bsky.social · 4d

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