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djmansib.bsky.social
doctor parameter handler
@djmansib.bsky.social
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mansi🧍🏽‍♀️ computational scientist and numerical analyst simulating cold plasma. im a real doctor (of math). this account is mostly for hating purposes. every post has at least one typo for your viewing pleasure. 🐀🚬 j’habite à paris 🚬🐀
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · Sep 12
here are 4 things i did when i got my doctorate:

1. Let the money change me
2. Forget where I came from
3. Stop caring about the world’s problems (unless they are expressed as hyperbolic PDEs)
4. Switch up on my day ones
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
i don’t even know how to put an ancient curse i just chant the gayatri mantra and hope for the best
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
ykw guys i have decided to try to date a model in paris!! there’s gotta be at least one who’s into moderately chubby indian women
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
the gag is that he also has a phd and a pilots license and is multilingual, but he isn’t obsessed with me so I am putting an ancient curse on him #owned
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
it is funny to me too but to be honest I am a #assguy
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Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 8h
oomfs 😔
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
i’m sorry a set of biceps and a tight ass have led me to some dark places in 2025
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
THANK YOU QUEEN
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
ROCHELLE YOU ARE MAKING ME BLUSH
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
i just feel like i shouldn’t have the chance to be sad about a boy not texting me back!! like why aren’t you obsessed with me?? im obsessed with me??
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 8h
and i speak 7 languages, 5 of them fluent…
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 9h
and i have a private pilot license…
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 9h
PERIOD!! PERIODDDDD
a man holding a pink heart with a yellow star on it
ALT: a man holding a pink heart with a yellow star on it
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 9h
dude… i have a phd in mathematics…
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
NEVERMIND he texted back lmfaoooo
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
i’m sad about a boy does anyone want to Talk to me rn
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
no will don’t be sad your hair is so shiny aha 🫣
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
no but I can text him and call him a bitch?
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
i’m sad about a boy does anyone want to Talk to me rn
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12h
beautiful 🤩
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12h
thank you!!
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12h
im going to cry that’s so sweet 😭😭 i might need to join you in the afterlife because my internet footprint is too embarrassing for me to gain any recognition professionally
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Rochelle @uberwensch.bsky.social · 13h
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to submit a #MathCoffeeSelfie and tell me how you've been.

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12h
hi rochelle I went on a helicopter ride yesterday :) also I got my nails done and managed get a nicer picture of this statue this time
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 13h
im just gonna fake my death rn brb
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 13h
saying this as my coworkers have found my IUD at claire’s tweet from 5 years ago as a screenshot
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 13h
listen im well aware that I would never win a fields medal but on the off chance I do I should probably get rid of my internet trail
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