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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · Dec 3

I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen

a bathroom floor tiled with hexagons, a single black hexagon is out of place among the others

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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 44m

@c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social speak up

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Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsky.social · 51m

Every time I see a post that’s so good I wish I made it, I realize this must be what it was like for Vegeta to watch Kakarot repeatedly surpass him…

🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 2h

“Oops! All Fistfights”

🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 2h

a classic

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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · Feb 12

I think about this every day

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into
psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: 00000oh flimsy
steve, where did you go, what have you seen

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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 7h

apropos of nothing if vanessa carlton began walking a thousand miles and departed at 12:01am with the goal of seeing me “tonight” she’d need to walk roughly 42mph to make it on time. kind of setting herself up for failure there

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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 9h

rest in piss

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison

The 48-year-old disgraced rockstar was serving a 29-year jail term for multiple sexual offences, including serious crimes against young children and babies.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18h

My interview with Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Me: “I’m so happy both of you joined me today. To start things off I like to ask, what book are you reading?”

Trump: “The Bible. What can you say? It’s uh the ultimate”

Musk: *puts phone down* “confederacy of dances”