Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞
@dookfiend.bsky.social
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Part-time ferret, part-time osprey, full-time gay man who writes and listens to music. 32 🔞🔞🔞
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dookfiend.bsky.social
Last set of butt pics for the season. What would you do to a man like me?
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go1iath.bsky.social
From taking a load off to taking it all off 😮‍💨

For @sansbraxe.bsky.social!
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digsbybear.bsky.social
Blue Moon, you knew just what I was there for 🎵🐺

🎨: @gorilladrama.bsky.social
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dookfiend.bsky.social
I'm so sorry I forgot about Calico Deadlock and Mirage Deadlock. They're too hot as well.
dookfiend.bsky.social
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
dookfiend.bsky.social
The character designs in this game are so fuckin good.
dookfiend.bsky.social
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
dookfiend.bsky.social
Er... Or helpful manservants who brew the perfect teas. Right?
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dookfiend.bsky.social
We ferrets/weasels make for the best scarves. We got a multitude of other uses too! Some of the handiest creatures out there - yep, yep!
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kittysonrice.bsky.social
‪comms open again, pls get one so i can waste more time at the end of every month making ads like this :3

thank you!

comm form here: forms.gle/SFWsj39dJLM4...
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dookfiend.bsky.social
My Edge 2.0 broke a couple months ago and I miss it so much. Went ahead and bought another one. I'm going to get so high on Friday...
dookfiend.bsky.social
NIN's live show is always a treat! Enjoy!
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monster-bulge.bsky.social
Felt spicey, so here's a Vinnie and Throttle sketch to cure my hangover
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lapatte.bsky.social
No one's gonna notice this far out...
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rosphix.bsky.social
The round seared his cheek and nearly bit his ear

They were quick but he was quicker.

His turn, now.
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rosphix.bsky.social
What I used to be, will pass away

and then you'll see

That all I want, now-

Is happiness, for you and me.
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