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dookfiend.bsky.social
Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞
@dookfiend.bsky.social
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Part-time ferret, part-time osprey, full-time gay man who writes and listens to music. 32 🔞🔞🔞
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 5h
Today is the glorious day.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7h
I'm so sorry I forgot about Calico Deadlock and Mirage Deadlock. They're too hot as well.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7h
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7h
The character designs in this game are so fuckin good.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7h
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 20h
Er... Or helpful manservants who brew the perfect teas. Right?
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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 22h
stud fee 🐷💸🐴
patreon.com/dramamine
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 1d
We ferrets/weasels make for the best scarves. We got a multitude of other uses too! Some of the handiest creatures out there - yep, yep!
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like dinner is SERVED.
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kittysonrice.bsky.social
Slightly offset png .docx || Comms OPEN @kittysonrice.bsky.social · 1d
‪comms open again, pls get one so i can waste more time at the end of every month making ads like this :3

thank you!

comm form here: forms.gle/SFWsj39dJLM4...
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artdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 2d
Prehistory Willy & the Dino Crew
www.artdecademonthly.com
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 2d
My Edge 2.0 broke a couple months ago and I miss it so much. Went ahead and bought another one. I'm going to get so high on Friday...
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 2d
NIN's live show is always a treat! Enjoy!
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Monster-Bulge @monster-bulge.bsky.social · 2d
Felt spicey, so here's a Vinnie and Throttle sketch to cure my hangover
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toxoglossa.bsky.social
Toxoglossa 𓃩 @toxoglossa.bsky.social · 5d
Makin' that boy squeak! questden.org/kusaba/quest...
Kol from below, being pounded in the ass by Argus the werewolf.
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LaPatte @lapatte.bsky.social · 5d
No one's gonna notice this far out...
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 5d
God, I can't wait to get my paws on this sorcery.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
scryfall.com/card/ec...
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Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · Aug 10
The round seared his cheek and nearly bit his ear

They were quick but he was quicker.

His turn, now.
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Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · Aug 9
What I used to be, will pass away

and then you'll see

That all I want, now-

Is happiness, for you and me.
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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 6d
🐷🥇🐷🥉
patreon.com/dramamine
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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 6d
roger appreciation post
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Mr. Debu @drlazerrage.bsky.social · 7d
some sketches from last night
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 7d
twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
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Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 7d
Coat is changing
A rendered furry art portrait of a stoat with a changing coat and an embarrassingly large ass kneeling over the impression of a soft surface against a white background tapping and drawing away at a tablet with a blue case. They are wearing a white sweater, white socks. And blue underwear that can barely contain that, again, embarrassingly large ass. Portions of white fur break through the reddish brown coat. Coating one leg and the top portion of their headfur
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7d
He's in "he can say it". He's a punk so he's at least bisexual. Just not as flamboyant or "obvious" as those in the first two tiers.
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Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 7d
In my defense I put him in potentially being on the DL (like Abrams). It's essentially the "yes, if he takes me to dinner" tier.
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