Driptych
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Driptych
@driptych.bsky.social
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Husband. Father. SoCal resident.
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Thinking “wish this guy would get to a protest and find his soul mate so there’d be someone else to walk me!”
Yeah but mine would have been trying to get into my lap, trying to lick my face. If there are kissy noises going on she’s going to want to get in on it!
This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
Yeah, that was a child with many parents. Can’t hold her too closely responsible. She certainly didn’t make them write the music!
Not sure he had much to do with this. Hard to tell these days though.
Wow, looks like either @realchriscal.bsky.social is out of a job because satire is dead or about to make a ton of money on Mubbles.
Finally, a product that allows me to avoid the feminising effects of *checks notes* bed sheets.
Gorgeous! Also seems like the exact place David Byrne would pick to play.
Hmm, no, that doesn’t seem right.
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Are you listening, Weird Ally ankovic?
"Weird" should probably be like "ally" – a term that others apply to you, but you don't apply to yourself.
Disappointing. Maybe they’ll have come up with an even dozen by the next time through.
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
His code phrase is “Seekers was the highlight of the show.”
Government documents not being enough fits exactly with the general ethos that you can’t trust the government to do anything right.