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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 6h

Tweet from @dril saying “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 17h

Sarcasm!

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 17h

Face value!

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KiRF @gratefulkirf.bsky.social · 17h

Do it.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 18h

Thinking “wish this guy would get to a protest and find his soul mate so there’d be someone else to walk me!”

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah but mine would have been trying to get into my lap, trying to lick my face. If there are kissy noises going on she’s going to want to get in on it!

Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 19h

This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.

Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 20h

Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 1d

Inverted.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 1d

So a 260% increase!

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madisonhuvan @madisonhuvan.bsky.social · 2d

Teesthatjam.com

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that was a child with many parents. Can’t hold her too closely responsible. She certainly didn’t make them write the music!

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 1d

Both great versions.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 1d

Warren or Linda?

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 2d

No Norman, only Zuul?

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure he had much to do with this. Hard to tell these days though.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, looks like either @realchriscal.bsky.social is out of a job because satire is dead or about to make a ton of money on Mubbles.

James Hunt @jameshunt.bsky.social · 2d

Finally, a product that allows me to avoid the feminising effects of *checks notes* bed sheets.

An advertisement featuring a stack of dark grey bed sheets with the headline: “Introducing the Jax Sheet 2.0” followed by the tagline “The First Bed Sheets Engineered For Men,” with “For Men” in red text and underlined.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 2d

Gorgeous! Also seems like the exact place David Byrne would pick to play.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 3d

Hmm, no, that doesn’t seem right.

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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 3d

Are you listening, Weird Ally ankovic?

Martyn @martynpedler.com · 3d

"Weird" should probably be like "ally" – a term that others apply to you, but you don't apply to yourself.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 3d

a woman is crying and covering her face with her hand and the words so beautiful are above her

ALT: a woman is crying and covering her face with her hand and the words so beautiful are above her

media.tenor.com

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 4d

Silly.

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 4d

Disappointing. Maybe they’ll have come up with an even dozen by the next time through.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 4d

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 6d

His code phrase is “Seekers was the highlight of the show.”

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Driptych @driptych.bsky.social · 6d

Government documents not being enough fits exactly with the general ethos that you can’t trust the government to do anything right.

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