Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
A Die Hard Christmas Carol.
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A Die Hard Christmas Carol.
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I thought having a password was gonna be cool!
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I thought having a password was gonna be cool!
Last minute shopping? Give the gift of Husky Boy! Available on ITunes and Amazon!
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Last minute shopping? Give the gift of Husky Boy! Available on ITunes and Amazon!
Would appreciate medical professionals being a bit more professional
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Would appreciate medical professionals being a bit more professional
Much of my childhood movie loving life was wrapped up in Rob Reiner films Spinal Tap blew my mind open to how incredible comedy could be & helped changed the trajectory of what I wanted to do in life. Absolute legend and quite literally no one is doing it like him anymore. Legend
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Much of my childhood movie loving life was wrapped up in Rob Reiner films Spinal Tap blew my mind open to how incredible comedy could be & helped changed the trajectory of what I wanted to do in life. Absolute legend and quite literally no one is doing it like him anymore. Legend
Had a fun year working on comedy & acting and I’m not much of a self-horn tooter but dang I’m better than ever and would love to do your shows! Who knew putting work in would pay off? Seems fake. Anyway consider this sweet dumb face for your shows, movies, shorts, and best friend needs in 2026!
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Had a fun year working on comedy & acting and I’m not much of a self-horn tooter but dang I’m better than ever and would love to do your shows! Who knew putting work in would pay off? Seems fake. Anyway consider this sweet dumb face for your shows, movies, shorts, and best friend needs in 2026!
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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It is literally life and death if you speed
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It is literally life and death if you speed
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A heads-up to my physical media brothers and sisters -- especially if you're concerned about access to the WB catalogue in light of recent events -- Movie Zyng is doing a big Warner Archive year-end Buy 3, Get 30% off sale (plus free shipping over $70) with the code WARNER2025. Linky:
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December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A heads-up to my physical media brothers and sisters -- especially if you're concerned about access to the WB catalogue in light of recent events -- Movie Zyng is doing a big Warner Archive year-end Buy 3, Get 30% off sale (plus free shipping over $70) with the code WARNER2025. Linky:
It’s been a wild year but this weekend I get to film a little bit part in an
honest-to-god real movie and lemme tell ya that’s been a dream for essentially 95% of my life. I’m blooming late, baby!
honest-to-god real movie and lemme tell ya that’s been a dream for essentially 95% of my life. I’m blooming late, baby!
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s been a wild year but this weekend I get to film a little bit part in an
honest-to-god real movie and lemme tell ya that’s been a dream for essentially 95% of my life. I’m blooming late, baby!
honest-to-god real movie and lemme tell ya that’s been a dream for essentially 95% of my life. I’m blooming late, baby!
The roles I’m fit for
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The roles I’m fit for
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My holiday wish is that an editor pay me good money to write 4,000 words about these cuckoo-banana cards.
Thread: 1993-94 Cola-Cola Monsters of the Gridiron cards
Cortez Kennedy
Cortez Kennedy
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My holiday wish is that an editor pay me good money to write 4,000 words about these cuckoo-banana cards.
A Christmas Carol is the story of how you have to resort to supernatural efforts to convince one rich dude to act like a human being for once in his stupid life.
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A Christmas Carol is the story of how you have to resort to supernatural efforts to convince one rich dude to act like a human being for once in his stupid life.
Never has all I’ve been working toward been captured so perfectly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Never has all I’ve been working toward been captured so perfectly.
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I wrote about the stupid bowl they maybe sell at Sweetgreen.
It’s lunchtime, and you know what that means: time to get your macros in. In New Yorker Humor, meet your new protein-packed $27.98 lunch option: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I wrote about the stupid bowl they maybe sell at Sweetgreen.
Today I came across a product in Wisconsin labeled “Salami Nuggets” and I just think if you’re going use one of my old nicknames you should compensate me for it, preferably in the form of Salami nuggets.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Today I came across a product in Wisconsin labeled “Salami Nuggets” and I just think if you’re going use one of my old nicknames you should compensate me for it, preferably in the form of Salami nuggets.
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
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🤣
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
🤣
I thought having a password was gonna be cool!
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I thought having a password was gonna be cool!
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"Small Business Saturday" is a good time to get big laughs by supporting a great comic; buy yourself this album.
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Small Business Saturday" is a good time to get big laughs by supporting a great comic; buy yourself this album.
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Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
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I know that we’re all making end of year lists so here’s an idea. Include at least one comedy.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I know that we’re all making end of year lists so here’s an idea. Include at least one comedy.
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📢 Hey Bay Area people!
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
📢 Hey Bay Area people!
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
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There's a character in this week's HEATED RIVALRY who is a straight up @realchriscal.bsky.social character. He's a low key New York dad who just really loves and is extremely supportive of his gay son.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There's a character in this week's HEATED RIVALRY who is a straight up @realchriscal.bsky.social character. He's a low key New York dad who just really loves and is extremely supportive of his gay son.