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Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
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Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
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Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
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I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
*staring off blissfully into the sea*
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
My writing was not done by A.I. I’m just that bad at it, baby 💅🏼
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Damn the joke was too dumb and I forgot!
Really funny that if you play the organ you gotta be like “It’s either baseball or the clergy for me!”
Billionaires are holding you upside down and shaking money out of your pockets and telling you “we’ll help you find the trans people that did this or maybe it’s a Muslim or it actually could be Tylenol?! Probably smart to just be mad at all them for now. Hey stop wriggling!”
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@realchriscal.bsky.social I am expecting a new TT video soon!
The Jets are winless no more.

New York knocks off Cincinnati 39-38 to claim its first victory in 2025.
Oh something should be coming! I’m fucking pumped!
The skeptical detective in a horror movie.
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
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In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town.

Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
Saying “Hey!” Is essential for survival in most situations.
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On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!
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If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
You are a champion amongst peons!
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