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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃

@drpiss.bsky.social

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 23d

In my dull-eyed cretin era

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

If there were more team make-out breaks in American baseball, it would be the most watched sport the world over

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

He should’ve made friends with the mold. I did and it gifted me abilities both divine and infernal

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Sinners was pretty disappointing given the hype. Tone was all over the place. The most compelling stuff was in the first half of the film. Lots of interesting ideas with music and religion/spirituality and race that should’ve been explored much deeper. The vampires were the least interesting part.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Out: Nice Tits
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Georgius Floppers

Luxembourg, Church and Civil Registration, 1601-1923

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · Apr 4

It’s FUCK WORK Friday. If you’re working today, you better SLACK, unless you’re doing something that actually benefits society in which case hell yeah keep it up

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Getting head so good my circadian rhythm starts doing the Purdie Shuffle

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

As an aside, the Cow Tools comic was published in 1982 & at the time it was a totally normal thing to call up the newspaper office to demand an explanation of a joke you didn’t get. If enough people didn’t get the joke, the cartoonist had to publicly explain it with a press release.

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 2d

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

All the meat is flying off my skeleton and the bones are glowing but your thing is also interesting

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Putting the entire land area of France into my ass

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Suckin on a chili dog, feeling like the king of the world

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t want 17 different varieties of yellow mustard that are all virtually indistinguishable to the palate. 3 choices at most. The more choices I have, the more imprisoned I feel. Now I don’t even want any goddamn fucking mustard.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Shit, I might need to touch grass.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

I have to believe that if you were a repellant shithead in the 80s or 90s, you at least might dig yourself out of that hole and become a decent and well adjusted person since you didn’t have a legion of similarly degenerate followers validating your inability to play well with others.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Before the internet, what did these kinds of losers do? I imagine the vast majority of them at least had hobbies. They weren’t just writing screeds and hanging them around their neighborhoods and spouting insanely misanthropic rhetoric on street corners. Fringe guys sure, but not the majority.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

It should be socially unacceptable to be this pathetic and bitter.

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · Oct 14

Kinda gives away what they think about women, huh?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Took the shriveled up hand of St Francis Xavier out of its reliquary and am using it hold four lit Newports

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

The pressure cooker demands blood

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 4d

a negative buddha telling you bad things

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck Work
Unemployment is better than work
Cocks, I gotta work
Knock knock bitch it’s time to work
What the fuck, I hate work
Obviously I hate working
Really hate work
Kill me, I’m working

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Fuck Work Wednesday. Hashtag #FuckWork because Fuck Work. Work fucking chugs my nuts

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 5d

Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f

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