Apple spiced dr. Marcel Piss 🍎 🍁
@drpiss.bsky.social
All of my posts reflect the exact beliefs and opinions of my current employer
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In my dull-eyed cretin era
Drinked a beer
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Drinked a beer
Holy freaking crap, Lois, I have terminal ligma
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Holy freaking crap, Lois, I have terminal ligma
You’re telling me a home cooked this meal
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You’re telling me a home cooked this meal
Santer Cluhs
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Santer Cluhs
(Beatboxes piously)
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(Beatboxes piously)
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I brought a 1937 vintage Bordeaux to my beer league trivia night and now here I am
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I brought a 1937 vintage Bordeaux to my beer league trivia night and now here I am
Building a huge fuck off antennae in my back yard for undefined future purposes
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Building a huge fuck off antennae in my back yard for undefined future purposes
Gonna dwarf fortress post for a moment.
My fortress is doing pretty good, considering my king just got his head bitten into by a blind cave ogre. His newly widowed wife has been drinking and dancing in the tavern for days, enjoying the feeling of euphoria associated with drinking booze.
My fortress is doing pretty good, considering my king just got his head bitten into by a blind cave ogre. His newly widowed wife has been drinking and dancing in the tavern for days, enjoying the feeling of euphoria associated with drinking booze.
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gonna dwarf fortress post for a moment.
My fortress is doing pretty good, considering my king just got his head bitten into by a blind cave ogre. His newly widowed wife has been drinking and dancing in the tavern for days, enjoying the feeling of euphoria associated with drinking booze.
My fortress is doing pretty good, considering my king just got his head bitten into by a blind cave ogre. His newly widowed wife has been drinking and dancing in the tavern for days, enjoying the feeling of euphoria associated with drinking booze.
I brought a 1937 vintage Bordeaux to my beer league trivia night and now here I am
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I brought a 1937 vintage Bordeaux to my beer league trivia night and now here I am
Imagine backshots here
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine backshots here
The computer is kicking me in the head again and I love it
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The computer is kicking me in the head again and I love it
It’s Fuck Work Friday which means it’s illegal to do your job today unless it actually has a positive material impact of society in which case I hope you get your underbits sucked/ate crazy style
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s Fuck Work Friday which means it’s illegal to do your job today unless it actually has a positive material impact of society in which case I hope you get your underbits sucked/ate crazy style
To be clear, this device is used to determine if someone is real because an image of them might be AI generated online, a problem that these fuckers created in the first place. You fucking dunces, you morons.
“The Sam Altman-founded company behind the ‘Orb,’ a volleyball-sized metal sphere that scans irises to prove people's humanity, had a message for employees: work weekends and ignore anything outside your job — for the good of humanity.”
Sam Altman's eye-scanning Orb startup told workers not to care about anything outside work
Tools for Humanity CEO Alex Blania said that "if you should care about something else, and if you want something else, you should just not be here."
www.businessinsider.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
To be clear, this device is used to determine if someone is real because an image of them might be AI generated online, a problem that these fuckers created in the first place. You fucking dunces, you morons.
Sitting in the forest beneath an ancient oak, smoking the longest wooden pipe you’ve ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sitting in the forest beneath an ancient oak, smoking the longest wooden pipe you’ve ever seen
Inside the wizard’s orb, I found a modestly furnished studio apartment. Empty bottles of Rolling Rock scattered around. Bong that needs a good cleaning on the coffee table. Empty cat food bowl, no cat in sight. Halo 3 menu music in the background. Dishwasher full, dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Inside the wizard’s orb, I found a modestly furnished studio apartment. Empty bottles of Rolling Rock scattered around. Bong that needs a good cleaning on the coffee table. Empty cat food bowl, no cat in sight. Halo 3 menu music in the background. Dishwasher full, dirty.
Fuck public ed, fuck this district, and fuck my naïve dumb ass for thinking I could make a material difference in the decade I was in this hell of an industry. I’ve got a guaranteed job in another industry lined up after this school year ends so you know my ass isn’t doing shit through May.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fuck public ed, fuck this district, and fuck my naïve dumb ass for thinking I could make a material difference in the decade I was in this hell of an industry. I’ve got a guaranteed job in another industry lined up after this school year ends so you know my ass isn’t doing shit through May.
The grift that keeps on giving
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The grift that keeps on giving
The group chat discussing sandwiches and their corresponding soups
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The group chat discussing sandwiches and their corresponding soups
I think I might be too old to drink three beers
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think I might be too old to drink three beers
Only in New Yawk baybee
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Only in New Yawk baybee
Me right now brother
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Me right now brother
Enjoying some succulent meat
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Enjoying some succulent meat
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he's superman, he wouldn't steer you wrong
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
he's superman, he wouldn't steer you wrong
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.