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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃

@drpiss.bsky.social

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 21d

In my dull-eyed cretin era

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15h

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 15h

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15h

All the meat is flying off my skeleton and the bones are glowing but your thing is also interesting

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Putting the entire land area of France into my ass

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Suckin on a chili dog, feeling like the king of the world

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want 17 different varieties of yellow mustard that are all virtually indistinguishable to the palate. 3 choices at most. The more choices I have, the more imprisoned I feel. Now I don’t even want any goddamn fucking mustard.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Shit, I might need to touch grass.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

I have to believe that if you were a repellant shithead in the 80s or 90s, you at least might dig yourself out of that hole and become a decent and well adjusted person since you didn’t have a legion of similarly degenerate followers validating your inability to play well with others.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Before the internet, what did these kinds of losers do? I imagine the vast majority of them at least had hobbies. They weren’t just writing screeds and hanging them around their neighborhoods and spouting insanely misanthropic rhetoric on street corners. Fringe guys sure, but not the majority.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

It should be socially unacceptable to be this pathetic and bitter.

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · Oct 14

Kinda gives away what they think about women, huh?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Took the shriveled up hand of St Francis Xavier out of its reliquary and am using it hold four lit Newports

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

The pressure cooker demands blood

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 2d

a negative buddha telling you bad things

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck Work
Unemployment is better than work
Cocks, I gotta work
Knock knock bitch it’s time to work
What the fuck, I hate work
Obviously I hate working
Really hate work
Kill me, I’m working

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

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