Academician Prokhor Zakharov
@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
Pinned
Ah, 1999, the good old days, when video games weren't stuffed with woke bullshit... wait...what's that.........
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*hot summer's day
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
*hot summer's day
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.
In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
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It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
Senate candidate has history of sending racist, misogynist messages | Arizona Mirror
Arizona U.S. Senate hopeful Craig Brittain made headlines yesterday after he sent racist text messages to a potential campaign vendor.
azmirror.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Anyway, Nuzzi is going to milk this latest set of gross revelations for all it’s worth, parlaying it into more insipid fawning coverage on her I’m-not-sorry-but-this-is-a-redemption-tour gig.
She’s basically a less charming George Santos.
She’s basically a less charming George Santos.
Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Anyway, Nuzzi is going to milk this latest set of gross revelations for all it’s worth, parlaying it into more insipid fawning coverage on her I’m-not-sorry-but-this-is-a-redemption-tour gig.
She’s basically a less charming George Santos.
She’s basically a less charming George Santos.
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Never did find anything solid on the chain of custody there. Did learn there were wayyyy more official saints than I thought, which made the super thin biography of the kid in the altar in Dubuque seem less weird.
Went down a rabbit hole after reading a church in Dubuque IA has the bones of some 12 year old martyred in the 4th century that they got from the Pope in the 1800s.
I had questions. Mostly about where the bones were for 1500 years. Does Vatican have a strategic saint bones reserve?
I had questions. Mostly about where the bones were for 1500 years. Does Vatican have a strategic saint bones reserve?
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Never did find anything solid on the chain of custody there. Did learn there were wayyyy more official saints than I thought, which made the super thin biography of the kid in the altar in Dubuque seem less weird.
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Ergotism primarily causes serotonin syndrome leading to tachycardia, convulsions, intestinal distress, and so on, with maybe some hallucinations and delirium as a secondary effect.
So it's really more of a substitute for bath salts.
So it's really more of a substitute for bath salts.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ergotism primarily causes serotonin syndrome leading to tachycardia, convulsions, intestinal distress, and so on, with maybe some hallucinations and delirium as a secondary effect.
So it's really more of a substitute for bath salts.
So it's really more of a substitute for bath salts.
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unbelievable behavior from everyone involved here - Nuzzi for doing catch and kill, Lizza for sitting on this shit so he can sell newsletter subscriptions, RFK for existing
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
unbelievable behavior from everyone involved here - Nuzzi for doing catch and kill, Lizza for sitting on this shit so he can sell newsletter subscriptions, RFK for existing
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There will be a flood of conspiracy theories from both sides about what the DC National Guard shooting "really" was. Except nobody knows exactly what happened or if anyone died, and there are no details about the shooter. Sometimes the proper response is not to respond for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There will be a flood of conspiracy theories from both sides about what the DC National Guard shooting "really" was. Except nobody knows exactly what happened or if anyone died, and there are no details about the shooter. Sometimes the proper response is not to respond for a while.
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I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
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truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
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startin my 48 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
startin my 48 hour turkey brine
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I have a strong suspicion that someone used an AI summary here. The phrase “exceedingly limited” in this context appears in an article by Judge J. Michael Luttig, in The Atlantic. But the cite gets the context completely wrong. Here’s what Judge Luttig says:
Question about the dissent by (the far-right) Justice Ziegler: Does this quote actually appear in Moore v. Harper? Did Moore say that state courts' role in congressional redistricting is "exceedingly limited"? I don't think it did! vhdshf2oms2wcnsvk7sdv3so.blob.core.windows.net/thearp-media...
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a strong suspicion that someone used an AI summary here. The phrase “exceedingly limited” in this context appears in an article by Judge J. Michael Luttig, in The Atlantic. But the cite gets the context completely wrong. Here’s what Judge Luttig says:
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"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
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I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
imagine being so attached to so mid a pun.
If I had blogged under that handle I would have died of embarrassment years ago, how did she not just go into Witless Protection
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
imagine being so attached to so mid a pun.