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jojo 🏄‍♂️
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implementing mysterious elements to my pussy, for fun
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
. Siri play Just A Man by Faith No More and send an angel to check on me in a couple hours
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
eraserhead? yeah, i would like to “erase her head” from my memory and forget about her !
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
black metal is cool because no matter what you're listening to it's the gayest metal imaginable
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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#pornname "Teaser" I'll get a bihh mad horny then leave and go to the store for a bit (ion like going to the store BUT she gon kearn)
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
the guys and i are gonna do 67 on a labubu later if you want to join us
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My Honey Chola
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
leaving flowers and a love letter for my ratchet sharty
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Too many of you are flumpty-foo adjacent. You zippity-zoos need to tighten up your razza frazza wuzza wooza, fr
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Crunch is not sustainable? Haha you should see me at the movie theater with an extra large popcorn i tell you what!
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: when you say it holds thirty liters, surely you don't fill it with water?

CARL MARX: was ist das 'nylon shell'?

LUIGI MANGIONE: that snaps over the top, see how it fits a 16" laptop?

ME: please put the peak design bag away this isn't what i wanted to discuss
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband walks away
my name is cleveland brown
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
my name is cleveland brown
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
hey man, we can all tell you left the function early to go jack off. just thought you should know because we can see it all over your face and shirt and hands
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
should i tell her im in love with her or go grab a pb&j from the kitchen ?
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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had an idea
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the part of open casket where the riff kicks back in and chuck yells “OPENNN… CAASKEEETTT…
OPENNNN… CAAASKEEEEAHHHAUAUUUUGGGHHH” means everything to me
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I didn’t like moonrise kingdom very much. and that’s ok to me
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Siri play “pink cigarette” by mr bungle and have someone come check up on me in a couple hours
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
had an idea
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Yeah I like "Dubai" chocolate - Dubai it at the store to eat it!
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
hey girl. would you do you want to come over and listen to Oath Bound by Summoning
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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The death squad situation in American cities is unacceptable, which is why I propose we provide student loan forgiveness to any goon who spends at least three years terrorizing their community
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
let's all eat ice cream and watch smosh gaming!!!
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM