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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield

@duckydanger.bsky.social

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28. Kinky, Crinkly (Sometimes Stinky) Agender Gremlin; It/Its, He/Him, They/Them. Raccoyfox (Raccoon/Coyote/Fox). Bohemian as fuck. Sexuality: Babysit me and I'll cum D-TOWN DOWN!

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 9d

I maded dis UwU

SimBDL Furryverse @duckydangersims.bsky.social · 9d

"The Talk" (1/2)

Been flexing out my 'shopping skills and decided to do a comic-type format from here on out! Kinda wanting to keep things in "The Sims" style so I'm running with a deep blue, maybe some forest or grass greens, we'll see.

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 5h

So like, as a kid I had a massive crush on *ALL* of the main cast from the cartoon "RECESS" but specifically on Mikey, the big guy who was basically a teddy bear and loved poetry and art.

God I wish I could go back in time and just scream "YOU MARRY HIM!!!!" at myself because I basically did lmfao

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 5h

*Blort* this *Frrt* that, what about a good *Ka-BLARTCH!* Hit me with the *PrrrGLORP!* Give me a good, solid *PfrrrGLURSH!*

I want to *KNOW* that diaper's being absolutely *CRAAACKLE-POP-SQUELCHED* from back to front without having to sit down in it after the fact

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ACLU @aclu.org · 10h

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

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Lupine Silvertail @lupinesilvertail.bsky.social · 20h

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TransLash Media @translash.org · 11h

We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.

"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social

An illustration of Miss Major surrounded by candles with blue background and a famous quote of hers written in gold. The quote reads“I don’t need their permission to exist; I exist in spite of them. I want you to train and teach and love on and create families within my community and gender non-conforming people, so that we can understand that we have a culture, we have a history, we have a reason to be here. We have a purpose. We’re entitled to be loved, and seek happiness, and share that with the people that we care about.” -Miss Major Griffin-Gracy

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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 10h

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

One of the things I hear with some younger trans people I know is they feel, "I'm gonna get this surgery, and I'm gonna learn that way of speaking, and I'm gonna be done." You're never done. If you're a straight, cisgender person, you're never done. Things are always happening that have the potential to change you. So all I am today is not who I'm gonna be tomorrow, because of the things that happened to me today and later tonight. People forget that. "Oh, after I transition, I'm gonna be through." Well, good luck with that. 'Cause if you're through, then it's time to leave, you know, and I don't wanna go anywhere yet.
I'm in my seventies. Why didn't I stop? Number one is community. My gurls. I've had moments of thinking about stopping, but I didn't. I made sure I would step back, reju- venate myself, and then got back out there, and that's how you make a way. Our stories are not all the same, but the destination is: to get some place where we have some peace and harmony, and we can be at ease with ourselves and the people around us. You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 7h

"The little things, little things, they always hang around-"

two men are sitting in a convertible car and smiling

ALT: two men are sitting in a convertible car and smiling

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Miles After Bedtime @abbaxxter.bsky.social · Oct 29

Napping after lunch like a good boy. ❤️😴

🎨 @fetimation.com

#MessyMonday #MessyDiaper

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KCVulpineStudios @kcvulpinestudios.bsky.social · 14h

Tell It like it is, Michael.

Forgot that I have this.

#anthropomorphic #anthropomorphicart #anthroart #originalcharacter

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Kiba [smol mode] @kibafawn.bsky.social · 13h

It’s the 1990’s, you’re 4, and you just walked down THAT aisle at the grocery store 🤩

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Balt Burb Butt@NFC @baltnwolf.bsky.social · 10h

If both of you are gonna act like babies, then you should look like ones
Subscribestar:
subscribestar.adult/baltnwolf
FanBox:
baltnwolf.fanbox.cc

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 10h

Me trying to figure out which got-damned quest mod is completely borking my load order after a 542-byte update:

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1/2 Bit @pixelcat.wtf · 4d

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Nov 17

It's the office meeting meme, but the CEO is God and the employees are angels.

God: "This is my new achievement, a human!"
Angel 1: "Great!"
Angel 2: "Fantastic"
Angel 3: "That's just a monkey with anxiety"
God: ANGRY STARE
Angel 3: looks back coolly

Final panel is a drawing by 19th century French artist Paul Gustave Doré, made for Paradise Lost, it shows Lucifer being cast out of heaven as he falls from the rays of light to the darkness of hell below.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 14h

ME AND DADDY WERE SETTING UP OUR BALDIES GATE 3 AND I GOT TO SEE OUR CHARACTERS WEENIES AND NOW I FEEL WEIRD

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 20h

Nah Ollie you get that motherfucker, it’s about time someone took ‘em down a notch!!!!

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 20h

Middle/big space where you thoroughly explain game modding to your little sib and give them a detailed tutorial and then they just stare at you for a solid five seconds and go “THIS IS BORING” and skitter off to go watch Bluey

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 1d

“The antichrist sits on a golden throne and the religious follow him, despite his lack of faith, in pursuit of woldly power, just like uhhhhh…. Greta Thunberg.”

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Quetzal! @sparklederg.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like [redacted] [redacted] by [redacted] off a [redacted] or out of a [redacted] tbh

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · Jul 19

The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth

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Furo (Fluffy Grape 🍇) @furody.bsky.social · 2d

Don't act like this please

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Daisuke the Fox @daisukethefox.bsky.social · 1d

It's already tough enough to conceal the fact that I'm the one kid in high school who still wears diapers.
And getting caught while changing in the locker room is not gonna help one bit...

🎨: @goodboyliger.com

An image depicting a teenaged fox changing in a school's locker room. He's wearing a green and white gym class uniform, and a diaper with a childish print

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

Ow ; -; (but in a good way) [but still ow]

24/7 Laptop Ōkamization @ator.bsky.social · Jul 23

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🌸Gretch🌸 @whothepuck.bsky.social · 2d

Logging on and seeing trans folks trying to throw teenagers experimenting with identities and sexualities under the bus

SpongeBob meme "wait you guys actually are still having queer discourse/infighting, I thought we've already established were all maggots in the eyes of the state"

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

Just the one beer had me feeling like I was gonna die lmfao xD

It touched my lips and my gout said "OWO DADDY'S BACK?!?!?!?!"