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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield

@duckydanger.bsky.social

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28. Kinky, Crinkly (Sometimes Stinky) Agender Gremlin; It/Its, He/Him, They/Them. Raccoyfox (Raccoon/Coyote/Fox). Bohemian as fuck. Sexuality: Babysit me and I'll cum D-TOWN DOWN!

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 8d

I maded dis UwU

SimBDL Furryverse @duckydangersims.bsky.social · 8d

"The Talk" (1/2)

Been flexing out my 'shopping skills and decided to do a comic-type format from here on out! Kinda wanting to keep things in "The Sims" style so I'm running with a deep blue, maybe some forest or grass greens, we'll see.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 22h

“The antichrist sits on a golden throne and the religious follow him, despite his lack of faith, in pursuit of woldly power, just like uhhhhh…. Greta Thunberg.”

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Quetzal! @sparklederg.bsky.social · 15h

I feel like [redacted] [redacted] by [redacted] off a [redacted] or out of a [redacted] tbh

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · Jul 19

The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth

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Furo (Fluffy Grape 🍇) @furody.bsky.social · 1d

Don't act like this please

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Daisuke the Fox @daisukethefox.bsky.social · 16h

It's already tough enough to conceal the fact that I'm the one kid in high school who still wears diapers.
And getting caught while changing in the locker room is not gonna help one bit...

🎨: @goodboyliger.com

An image depicting a teenaged fox changing in a school's locker room. He's wearing a green and white gym class uniform, and a diaper with a childish print

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 17h

Ow ; -; (but in a good way) [but still ow]

24/7 Laptop Ōkamization @ator.bsky.social · Jul 23

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🌸Gretch🌸 @whothepuck.bsky.social · 1d

Logging on and seeing trans folks trying to throw teenagers experimenting with identities and sexualities under the bus

SpongeBob meme "wait you guys actually are still having queer discourse/infighting, I thought we've already established were all maggots in the eyes of the state"

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 19h

Just the one beer had me feeling like I was gonna die lmfao xD

It touched my lips and my gout said "OWO DADDY'S BACK?!?!?!?!"

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 19h

I decided to have *one* pint of beer at the Texas State Fair. I enjoyed it, I didn't chug it down, and to my surprise I didn't really find myself wanting another!

That said - holy shit how did I fucking do the State Fair drunk 6 years ago, how does ANYONE over the age of *30* do it??????????

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 20h

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Cargie's House of Mild Frights @cargie.baby · 20h

if there's one thing i've learned about myself is that every label starts to chafe me after awhile and while i use them where politically and socially necessary, i adopt the broadest possible label that allows me the most freedom of movement. nonbinary, pansexual, agnostic, kinky, switch

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 20h

I am the kind of little that will have you wondering where in the damn hell your shoes went.

“Surely he wouldn’t be wearing them, his feet are too-“ WRONG!!!!!!!!!! CAVERNOUS CLOMPY STOMPERS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1d

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Astolpho @astolpho.regression.club · 2d

Every friend group has that one friend who you absolutely cannot take trick-or-treating with you because they WILL try to put their dick into every jack-o-lantern they encounter, and your candy haul will suffer for it. Look to your left, look to your right, if you don't see them, we know it's you.

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 2d

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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Raddums 🇦🇷 @raddums.bsky.social · 2d

your escherian diaper stash, sire

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

I mean that’s pretty damn amazing inside of a year!!!!! O_O

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

Dallas Sober (Everyone you know is k-holing)

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Shmuli 🔜 BTC @lilst1nker.bsky.social · 1d

Heard someone use “California sober” to mean they only smoke weed and don’t drink. Well I propose Boston sober, which is the opposite

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Lys @lys19th.bsky.social · 1d

I love the original post because it always makes me think about how Dante's Inferno was basically the My Immortal for the 1321 Catholic Fandom

:)

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Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 2d

This is old and it's not even the first time I've seen it but I need to stress to everyone that I am the reincarnation of this teenage girl

Tale Foundry
@TheTaleFoundry
Brainrot this, chronically online that...
Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her faourite horror magazine:

Devil's Croft is enticing. Raggh---woof---grr---I like so very much.

If you can get me any more story-length poems like Lovecraft's Psychopompos---by all means 'gimme.'

Ah---ahaha---haw haww---chuckle!

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 2d

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

I know how y’all feel, I got a lot of flak for speaking at SBFC (Southern Baptist Fur Con)

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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 2d

it kind of sucks that the only philosophy of science you ever hear anyone talk about is about scientific revolutions and nobody ever seems to care much about normal scientific progress

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d

If you want proof that people are incapable of learning here is your reminder that Titanic had a sister ship called the Brittanic that was pressed into service as a hospital ship during WW1 and was so successful that they called her unsinkable and then she sank on the next voyage

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