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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 14h

Late-nineties/early-aughts Jack In The Box

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 15d

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 23h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 21h

ICE had a large white drone they were trying to put in the air but neighborhood pressure grew and they started to pack up and leave. One neighbor was shouting that ICE is a bunch of losers and an agent said to her “you’re going to lose. We will win.”

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

filming and yelling, baby

Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 21h

I got the call at 9am from my neighbor and she sent me this photo. She said they were walking around the neighborhood and that neighbors were already out filming and yelling at them

26th and Howard in NE Minneapolis. Two unmarked SUVs parked in the middle of the street and various people walking around them

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

I'm not looking for a JD or words like synergy.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not looking for a JD or words like synergy.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 22h

Here's the full memo.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

???

anna kendrick performing ladies who lunch in camp

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

It's incredibly funny that the Nobel committee or whatever snubbed* Trump for someone who also sucks.

*is it really a snub when the only person who thought he'd win was him?

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

Tom Cruise, shirtless in Eyes Wide Shut, saying to Nicole Kidman, "This pot is making you aggressive."

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

The Cuckoo Labubu is my favorite Milos Forman movie.

Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 1d

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h

Marty Supreme!

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h

I hope people are ready for the best sports movie of the decade to be about ping pong.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Dab O' Swinney

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Aww, well you're more than making up for it with the facial hair. I'm sure no one will notice.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

JUDGE: You make take the defendant into custody.

PROSECUTION TABLE:

a basketball player with the number 21 on his jersey stands on the court

Alt: Basketball players bending over and putting their hands to the floor to signify the height of a very short person

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I get that it's insensitive to short people and a bit of a cheap shot that has nothing to do with the reasons he's awful, but I want to see the prosecutor doing the "too small" taunt when Stephen Miller is convicted and sentenced.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 1d

(Just so it's clear, this skeet was posted **three days** before László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize for Literature)

Klaproth @klaproth.bsky.social · 5d

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, if a princess tells me not to do something, I'm probably going to do it. "You shouldn't spend so much time on screens." "Yeah, well royalty shouldn't exist, so are you even talking right now?"

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 1d

Kate warns too much screen time damages family life

The Princess of Wales says that smartphones and digital devices are causing an "epidemic of disconnection".

www.bbc.com

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Zack Kaylor @zackkaylor.bsky.social · 1d

If a Republican could win in Minneapolis, then this is what their donor base would look like.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:

channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL

Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

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Dr. Jen Gunter @drjengunter.bsky.social · 1d

lol if you are a young pregnant American citizen in an ER you may not get the treatment you need and instead get sepsis because of forced birth Republican laws

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Cooked his ass.

Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 1d

Dear moderates, I'm keeping it neutral and balanced, so that we can engage in a mild conversation about your choice for mayor.

Dear Minneapolis Moderates: A 2025 Election Open Letter » The Wedge Times-Picayune

Hello, True Blue Moderates. I knew you’d come. Let’s talk about Mayor Jacob Frey, the enigma. He’s a two-term mayor with a message suggesting he’s got a zero tolerance policy on encampments. Yet he…

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