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dumbrunner.bsky.social
I'll never understand why certain accounts post "news" in the form of plain text with no attribution, as if they're breaking news themselves rather than repeating someone else's reporting.

Here:
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
dumbrunner.bsky.social
Hey, at least it's not Tylenol.
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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mtsw.bsky.social
I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.
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politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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dollemore.com
Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.
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elizabethammon.bsky.social
I have plenty of theories that might answer this question.
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leahmillis.bsky.social
The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.
50501movement.bsky.social
Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.
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dumbrunner.bsky.social
This IS the most threatening thing yet from Portland. Think about that for a minute.
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
One hot summer day Frog and Toad sat by a pond.

“I wish we had some sweet, cold ice cream,” said Frog.

“What a good idea,” said Toad.
dumbrunner.bsky.social
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
dumbrunner.bsky.social
As long as you steer clear of "wrong answers only," you're fine.
dumbrunner.bsky.social
Same, and yes.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it
Fake Apple ad


Remember when those
Chinese factory workers were all committing suicide?
Neither do we!