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@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social

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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) ½ a goon and ½ a god. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · Nov 9

you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 27d

Beast who Gnaws

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

they really all do breed true Damien stock

Barron Trump doing that little dipshit arm gesture his dad did when he pretended to get shot in the ear that time, because he's a little capitalist pig like the rest of them.

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dying well @thebestrevenge.info · 17h

This is like when my then-partner took this (I think hilarious) picture of me from behind looking at a Sol LeWitt wall drawing but photoshopped my nascent bald spot before showing me because she thought I would feel bad

Undoctored image of me from behind looking at a Sol LeWitt wall drawing. The drawing is made of fuzzy concentric circles and my head is positioned in the center with my bald spot becoming the central circle of the drawing.

Doctored image of me from behind looking at a Sol LeWitt wall drawing. The drawing is made of fuzzy concentric circles and my head is positioned in the center but my bald spot has been photoshopped out.

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

will I watch Tár before it's due back at the library? place your bets

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

god I wish people around here would stop naming kids Gunner

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 8h

Thanks to everyone who reposted this. Still loads left if you want one!

Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 1d

I might as well mention this again, I’ve got a new gallery of work for sale that’s called ‘Rodents’ because it’s rodents. Mostly squirrels, some rabbits, watch this space for, in fact, more rodents. www.chloecumming.com/rodents

Share if possible, thank you

Scratch oil pastel drawing of a squirrel with an orange du band soft blueness, expressive and interesting

Ink drawing of a squirrel, green in the bottom right corner, and red poppies, semi abstracted, busy and moody, drawn in a time of intense crisis but determination

A soft side facing greyish brown rabbit with green background, interesting expressive Markmaking

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

hey me and that guy share a birthday

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

love that show

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 9h

seeing an ad for the black phone 2 and sighing "of course, of course" to myself

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 9h

really don't want to become the "hey couldja" roommate but apparently two 55 year old men need to be told that spilling Pepsi everywhere and wiping it up with a dirty dish towel doesn't really do the job

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10h

a solid 80% of lab work is this

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 16h

Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 9h

computers, whether they're full of programs that they think are brains or tons of money, can be destroyed

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

but freedom just ain't freedom
unless you spread it wide
'cause if everybody doesn't have it
yours is just a looser chain

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rabid🦊wolf🌈 @tallwolf.bsky.social · 7d

our new to us jeep broke down and with it, our only income. 💔 Gwen works as a delivery driver since i lost my job, but without a car, we’re stuck

we’re raising $4,000 to lease an electric vehicle so she can get back to work this month. Every donation helps — even $10 — and shares mean the world 💜

Donate to Help Gwen Get Back on the Road (and Back to Work), organized by Amber Dawn

Our only car broke down, and with it, our only income. My fiancée Gwen i… Amber Dawn needs your support for Help Gwen Get Back on the Road (and Back to Work)

gofund.me

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

I am aware of it heh

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

anyone have any leftover sex

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 14h

That being said my bat man is the #1 cop killer.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13h

This better not unlock anything inside of me

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

to be fair to him the earlier WZ stuff sounded like shit too and those weren't his fault

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

he's alright in his sphere but he was kind of a weird choice for that. the one time I think metal+Laswell worked really well was the song "Orgasmatron" by Motörhead, sounds like Hell's gates blowing off the hinges.