amberkitty 💕
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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amberkitty 💕
@amberkitty.bsky.social
· Oct 23
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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There’s never been a better time to celebrate your weird
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There’s never been a better time to celebrate your weird
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𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂
I don’t like body shaming in any form but as a short person I approve of all the bovino jokes, keep em coming
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I don’t like body shaming in any form but as a short person I approve of all the bovino jokes, keep em coming
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reports coming in that greg bovino didn’t “leave” minneapolis, he was just sitting down at the grown up table and no one could see him there
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
reports coming in that greg bovino didn’t “leave” minneapolis, he was just sitting down at the grown up table and no one could see him there
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HE'S DOING THE THING
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
HE'S DOING THE THING
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I come from a long line of high achievers.
Every win streak has to end somewhere, I guess.
Every win streak has to end somewhere, I guess.
December 26, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I come from a long line of high achievers.
Every win streak has to end somewhere, I guess.
Every win streak has to end somewhere, I guess.
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sorry for reskeeting myself so much it’s just that yall wouldn’t do it
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
sorry for reskeeting myself so much it’s just that yall wouldn’t do it
My favorite coworker didn’t come to work today, what am I supposed to do with all my random thoughts
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
My favorite coworker didn’t come to work today, what am I supposed to do with all my random thoughts
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did i learn a thing?
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
did i learn a thing?
My cat is strangely not angry about the snow like I thought he would be. He just goes out, sits for a minute, and comes back in confused but not mad at me. This is good
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My cat is strangely not angry about the snow like I thought he would be. He just goes out, sits for a minute, and comes back in confused but not mad at me. This is good
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Potatoes are beautiful, in all shapes and forms
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Potatoes are beautiful, in all shapes and forms
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January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oh cool it’s one of these games
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Oh cool it’s one of these games
But I made dinner last night, are we really doing this again
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
But I made dinner last night, are we really doing this again
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Every time I say “that’s insane” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Every time I say “that’s insane” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
This is her favorite spot
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This is her favorite spot
Sorry I’ve already switched from my hoodie to a tank top for a nap, whatever you need will have to wait. It’s too cold to have my arms out
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sorry I’ve already switched from my hoodie to a tank top for a nap, whatever you need will have to wait. It’s too cold to have my arms out
My son started warming up his car to go to the gym again this morning, I had to threaten him a little bit to change his mind. He’s not driving his little Honda civic to the gym with 7” of snow on the ground
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My son started warming up his car to go to the gym again this morning, I had to threaten him a little bit to change his mind. He’s not driving his little Honda civic to the gym with 7” of snow on the ground
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leave me alone, leave me alone.
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 PM
leave me alone, leave me alone.
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At least it's snowing.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
At least it's snowing.
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*holds your hand as we descend into madness
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*holds your hand as we descend into madness
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Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
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