amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
· Oct 23
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
This might be the longest day in the history of days
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This might be the longest day in the history of days
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I love thanksgiving because I spend so much time stressing cooking food just to take like 12 bites and go "whew Im full"
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love thanksgiving because I spend so much time stressing cooking food just to take like 12 bites and go "whew Im full"
It’s pie time! Now that I can celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s pie time! Now that I can celebrate
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Welcome to today’s episode of Drunk Plumbing, I’ll be your host
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Welcome to today’s episode of Drunk Plumbing, I’ll be your host
And I’m thankful for those who make this shitty world a little more bearable, either by making me laugh or being supportive or just by being a distraction from all the bullshit without even knowing it. Some of you know who you are. Ok that’s enough of that
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And I’m thankful for those who make this shitty world a little more bearable, either by making me laugh or being supportive or just by being a distraction from all the bullshit without even knowing it. Some of you know who you are. Ok that’s enough of that
I’m thankful that none of my irls are on bluesky. Or if they are they don’t know I am
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m thankful that none of my irls are on bluesky. Or if they are they don’t know I am
I’m gonna steal Sterling
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna steal Sterling
I think I’ve washed my hands about 87 times and I haven’t even cooked very much yet
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think I’ve washed my hands about 87 times and I haven’t even cooked very much yet
My daughter just said “happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for you, or whatever they say”. Uhh thanks I think?
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My daughter just said “happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for you, or whatever they say”. Uhh thanks I think?
I may be a lost cause. I was legitimately wondering why I’m already hungry. Forgot breakfast is a thing
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I may be a lost cause. I was legitimately wondering why I’m already hungry. Forgot breakfast is a thing
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The odds of being attacked by a turkey are low, but never zero.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The odds of being attacked by a turkey are low, but never zero.
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I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
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Do not think about super happy fun ball.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do not think about super happy fun ball.
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no pain for me please, just complete and total comfort thank you
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
no pain for me please, just complete and total comfort thank you
My cats are a whole mess tonight
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My cats are a whole mess tonight
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by basketball
Death by basketball
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by basketball
Death by basketball
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
My coworkers are so sweet
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My coworkers are so sweet
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told my gf i'm seeing 8 billion other people and she got mad
i'm going to fall in love with everyone in the world
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
told my gf i'm seeing 8 billion other people and she got mad
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Well I guess in Oklahoma St's favor, Eric Morris is a man. He's 40.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Well I guess in Oklahoma St's favor, Eric Morris is a man. He's 40.
You ever go to look at something dumb you posted earlier and remember you never posted it because it was too dumb even for you
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You ever go to look at something dumb you posted earlier and remember you never posted it because it was too dumb even for you
My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
I can already tell I’m not gonna be ready for bed for a long time. This might be a problem
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I can already tell I’m not gonna be ready for bed for a long time. This might be a problem