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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛

@amberkitty.bsky.social

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5th grade spelling bee champ. Occasionally funny. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq I’d have a second link sorted by popularity but then you’d know they all suck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · Dec 28

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms

[a third cat approaches] fuck

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

Son: i think im suffering from food poisoning

Me: you ate a vegetable, you’re not suffering from food poisoning

Son: oh i suffered

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 15h

Ooh I’ll be at that show

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 17h

I’m gonna use it to trick myself into drinking more water at home by making a rule that it’s only for water and has to stay at home lol

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve justified it about seven different ways already

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 18h

The gift shop finally wore me down. It was only a matter of time though, I couldn’t really keep walking past this forever

Black cold cup with a cat face on it

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

At least I’m wearing a Halloween scrub top

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks but I just have no interest in going to work today

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Oh the chiro is skimping on the herbs and spices too? KFC has 11. Need to spice up those bones

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Seconded

KΛI ||-// @bulletproofinblack.bsky.social · 1d

GOODMORNING TO HAYLEY WILLIAMS ONLY

Hayley Williams: True Believer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta watch out for that place, it’s a bucket of bones now

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I ponder life’s important questions, like why Siri is so sure I’m talking to her every time I say kitty

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

This was a joke, thanks

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Chickasha or Miami

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when payday meant fun things and not paying bills…memories

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Calm down there, this was a respectful young lady…I doubt she’s gonna start calling me bitch for no reason

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Sir

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Seems fair

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all are a mess today

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Well I wasn’t, so don’t put that on me lol

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

No lol it was about your other post where grant said something was behind you and I said it was me

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

You didn’t get that but it’s ok, I’m used to that

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

I know, I’m still behind you