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@elkaneo.bsky.social

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sings along to most songs even though i can’t sing or bother to learn the words - i skeet about things and other stuff

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · Jan 18

black and white version of my pfp my dog Koko looking a little embarrassed in a Halloween witch hat — captioned :my dog is not a witch
he just likes the hat
- kanemutinyonthebounty

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 5h

season 2 of community

the bottle episode
betty white drinking pee
zombie halloween
professor professorson
pierce as drugs
abeds chtistmas
two part paintball finale

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 6h

Clerks : Randall

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 8h

if it talks like in ace ventura I’m in

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 8h

I still see disco brain every time that guy pops up

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 8h

everyone

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

I think it knows

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

go on

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aslynn's tremendous 'tism horror show 👻 🎃 @audhd-psychnp.com · 11h

I was real mad so I took that angry energy and re-skeeted as many mutual aid campaigns as it took for me to be a bit less mad, and it helped

hope it helps someone else too

sorry for the zoomies 🫶🏻

FREE LINK

Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 1d

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

fuck the alamo I guess huh?

*this is a waffles skeet

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

lmao at all of the what about manners dorks in the replies

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

because of the beastie boys?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 10h

my favorite part was when he was like step off evildoers it’s krulling time

a man sits on a rock next to a horse that is grazing

Alt: krull hoppin around krulling the shit out of everything

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 10h

lmao like I’m going to start thinking before I skeet

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 10h

this is why jerry is the face of bluesky

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 10h

dopplebänger

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 12h

what are you just supposed to let that baby smoke unsupervised?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 12h

who woulda thunk he was just stanning the hair cut?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 13h

I just don’t know if I have it in me to be mediocre on two different platforms

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 13h

I feel this way about preheating the oven

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 13h

spurious allegations

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 13h

when they vaccinated my daughter it was just like that blueberry kid in willy wonka

had to roll her out of the drs office and everything

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jan 16

all the wrong people are dying

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 13h

it’s fandom - they’re just rooting for their team

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 14h

just periodically post something like “you couldn’t waterboard me into voting for gavin newsom” and that gift should wrap itself

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 14h

one thing I’m happy to pay for - I just want it for everyone and just taken through my taxes

really don’t think that’s a big ask