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@elkaneo.bsky.social

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sings along to most songs even though i can’t sing or bother to learn the words - i skeet about things and other stuff

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · Jan 18

black and white version of my pfp my dog Koko looking a little embarrassed in a Halloween witch hat — captioned :my dog is not a witch
he just likes the hat
- kanemutinyonthebounty

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 36m

what are you just supposed to let that baby smoke unsupervised?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 52m

who woulda thunk he was just stanning the hair cut?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 1h

I just don’t know if I have it in me to be mediocre on two different platforms

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 1h

I feel this way about preheating the oven

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 1h

spurious allegations

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 2h

when they vaccinated my daughter it was just like that blueberry kid in willy wonka

had to roll her out of the drs office and everything

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jan 16

all the wrong people are dying

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 2h

it’s fandom - they’re just rooting for their team

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 2h

just periodically post something like “you couldn’t waterboard me into voting for gavin newsom” and that gift should wrap itself

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 3h

one thing I’m happy to pay for - I just want it for everyone and just taken through my taxes

really don’t think that’s a big ask

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 3h

i’m still high from those pancakes from this morning so just take everything I say with a grain of maple syrup

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 3h

I do that every type of music from the pixies to the replacements - no interest

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 4h

kidnapping

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 3h

if arrakis can become rakis …

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

fr though teach me your secret - my little girl is 12 and I can’t get her into any music

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

I almost instinctively @‘d link when I saw this 😢

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

said the liar

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

any way you could go on any news show that will have you from now till this ends and just repeat that the only reason they are shutting the government down is to keep the epstein files hidden?

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

I was going to say harry connick jr but I don’t even know if he musics anymore

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 4h

hold on are you some kind of time traveler?
you’re not old enough to have a 15 year old kid

👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 6h

your hands were tied on this one

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Renee (paix120) @paix120.bsky.social · 6h

Figure out now which news outlets and individuals on social media deserve your trust, now.

We're quickly entering an era of very convincing easy-to-make videos full of lies.

I'm going to be quick to block accounts that knowingly share AI designed to mislead people, to protect my feed.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 11h

i gotta be real: if a D president were doing this i’d be fine with it and even think it was smart and FDR-coded. (FDR was our greatest left-bonapartist president after all, and there’s nothing more napoleon than a big marble arch of triumph.)

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12h

Trump’s Albert Speer-style German Arch of Triumph now planned for DC.

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 9h

not liking this one now so I can see it when you repost it in a few months and go man how’d I miss that banger

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 21h

Starting a business making pubes for truck nuts

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