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sings along to most songs even though i can’t sing or bother to learn the words -
i skeet about things and other stuff
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chat do these caramel rolls look like boobs or butts to you?
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:

pancakes in bed
December 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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You are asking scholars to be polite while you blithely insert theft-based inaccuracy machines into products so that human learning is corrupted and their ability to discern how knowledge is created is destroyed.

So I feel like perhaps your scaling of importance on this is off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
happy psych psaturday 🍍

today we watch psych the musical s7 e16+16

🎵I’ve heard it both ways 🎵
two men raising their arms in front of a sign that says karaoke
Alt: Shawn giving lassie a butt bump
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
whatta you mean bluesky people never understand jokes?
There's actually a very unsettling array of these to choose from
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Check it out, it’s pretty cool!
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“why can’t parents and kids be inconvenienced so I don’t have to be slightly inconvenienced and/or bothered by traffic that disperses 5 minutes after the school bell rings?”
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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true, he's more like a super visor
Pay attention to all the times they treat Cyclops as the face of the X-Men btw. The man who hasn't been the leader since 1979.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it can happen today if we believe hard enough
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
12/13/25

it adds up
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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he somehow has both no chin and a ginormous chin
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I don't have time to fully get into it right now, as you can probably imagine there are PILES of research on this kind of thing, but one of the most immediate and obvious benefits of a San Serif font is for people with limited visibility.

Attached is a quick little explanation of what Serifs are.
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I put on my sexy cargo shorts, for this?
I put on my sexy wax paper, for this?
I put on my sexy ankle length mumu, for this?
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
if I were a multimillionaire football player I wouldn’t be wearing those big puffy jackets on the sidelines in cold weather games I’d have a big ass fur coat chinchilla
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
tom brady just said keep that hand warm in that muff

he might be getting this announcer stuff down after all
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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If you used Alt Text, people with disabilities could “see” it better BUT ALSO you wouldn’t have all of us going “who’s he” since he’s clearly not as widely known as you seem to think.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
please block this AI slop peddler
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Koko can’t handle the late nights
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."

"But I'm not-"

"Tick tock, motherfucker."
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
happy psych psaturday 🍍

here’s a heaping helping of my favorite gus nickname

enjoy
Psych Season 6 | Sh'Dynasty
YouTube video by blogpsychbr
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
PSA

do not look at this skeet
eating out that neckussy tho 😮‍💨
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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more like cookie DOH!
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Today's video is live and it's a short review and analysis of Weapons, a really neat horror film that came out this year! Please enjoy.

youtu.be/VvxCMgDb2Hg?...
Weapons: The Darkness Kept Inside
YouTube video by Chariot
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.

You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...

They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.

Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM