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🎄🎁 merry kanemas 🎁🎄
@elkaneo.bsky.social
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sings along to most songs even though i can’t sing or bother to learn the words -
i skeet about things and other stuff
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chat do these caramel rolls look like boobs or butts to you?
pillsbury caramel rolls on circle of stone - looking deliciously like boobs or butts
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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WOULD
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Gift Voucher One 1) Post Deletion Place below the post you wish to delete. Not applicable to jerryposts.
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Gift Voucher One 1) Post Deletion Place below the post you wish to delete. Not applicable to jerryposts.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Gift Voucher One 1) Post Deletion Place below the post you wish to delete. Not applicable to jerryposts.
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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pic from that weird toilet love video - White toilet bowl with pink sticky flowers encircling the bowl - pink water and a lady’s hand holding a pink bath bomb in the middle
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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please block this AI slop peddler
SG Hendricks @sghendricks.bsky.social skeeted don't know, don't know, don't know. someone thought this was a fake. maybe it is. but nice to see outrage, whether real or fake, at Ice. My reply the jacobs ladder faced people behind the priest at the beginning scream Al slop you should be ashamed that multiple people have pointed out that it's not real but you leave it up as if it means anything I hope everyone on bluesky blocks you by tomorrow then he blocked me. lol
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Koko can’t handle the late nights
black and tan shepherd mix wearing a blue bandana with pineapples - arms crossed while he stares off at Gus confronting Juliet because he thinks she’s going on a movie date behind Shawn’s back but she really just undercover tying to catch a killer black and tan shepherd mix wearing a blue bandana with pineapples -mid huge yawn
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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LMAO
this douchebag’s following list which is just the douchebag empanada account and the bluesky account everyone follows by default
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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uncanny
Most Used Words voted close democratic yourself dead call sucks talk understand asshole wrong hard psaturday else money hope skeet fucking weird finally white night morning vote shut block help tell damn nerd movie shit keep stupid dork had dumb party those psych live mfer fuck guys sounds show dude find happY song jerry baby president suck trump stop seen mean believe banger doggo wish makes care drugs daughter democrats looks seems instead watch skeets favorite game without three free says knew racist support
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I skeet with one hand while fighting to the death with the other
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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*whispers*
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
little cabin surrounded by nuts and bananas - nathalie’s banana nut house
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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vegging out watching xfiles after strawberry pancake breakfast
beardy white guy wearing a blue Troy and abed in the morning tshirt and blue taboggon - Koko a black and tan shepherd mix wearing a light blue bandana with limes on cuddled up lounging on the guys big belly
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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in honor of thanksgiving post fruits and or veggies
Kermit the frog looking forlornly at an erect cucumber Tomato Mr Krabs holding open his b hole
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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happy psych 🍍 psaturday

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koko the doggo - black and tan shepherd mix wearing a bandana with smiling fruit - sitting on the couch studiously watching shawn and gus riding a tandem bike in the twin peak homage episode of psych
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Elroy Patashnik at Garret’s wedding holding his arm up - this is the part where he’s saying - now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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hold on hold on you can't say skeet? it's a sport in the OLYMPICS bro millions of people play around the world you're going to tell me i'm wrong? am i wrong? what about skeet ulrich? he played the bubble butt boyfriend in scream doug grow up bro grow up
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Michael Scott I DECLARE ANARCHY
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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better than sex cake
chocolate cake that’s had sweetened condensed milk and caramel soak through topped with whipped cream and crushed up heath bar
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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yep
good day
koko the doggo im his neon harness w matching pineapple bandana looking back smiling
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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sunday morning football caramel rolls and surprising the kid with breakfast in bed - shaping up to be good day
close up of a plate full of the most delicious caramel rolls 3 of them are what my kid calls monster rolls made by combining two of the regular rolls together mostly using magic - behind the plate - smiling pig - shock troop in yellow and 2 super mutant potatoes - the theng on the left is basically the thing but potato and on the right is spuddge dread the potato of justice
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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not saying my jack-o’-lantern hasn’t hit the evil enough to kill me but … maybe?
picture of a jack-o’-lantern on my porch glowing very menacingly
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Chuck Finley for America
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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PSYCH PSATURDAY for the people
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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POTATOE SUPREME COURT (in fucia I think at the bottom of our epic cover SPUDDGE DREAD (orange ) mutant potato is front and a bit off center three sticks for legs a red M for his hero shorts a red bow tie belt dark glasses wearing pink and blonde wig his super powers are that he’s gay and he he can make peoples brains explode if he tries really really really hard i mean it really takes a lot out of him oh and of course he can do a bunch of magic and maybe sometimes super strength on the left is mutant potato the theng a pretty awesome horror of a potato with four stick legs and two dark blob eyes and a big blob mouth green and orange growths for arms super power of the thing from the movie (the one with Jack Burton) except it’s a mutant potato - so it can turn into anything but then you know mostly potato jerry the naked pig grins happily beside a green container that looks almost exactly like a green Red Bull can - it is a happy grin but it’s also the extremely horrifying one if you know your darker timelines jJim (the second j is silent) wearing a gas mask with yellow helmet and haz suit jJim and jerry have just arrived from the future to initiate protocol fry-on merging sentient potatoes into 2 super mutant potatoes the battle to save the world has just begun so potago to the polls and vote for your favorite potato This is the origin story of the potato meme war but really literal potato war saga and for legal reasons I need to state that i am not bound by future law and these potatoes owe no fealty to cyber court
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM