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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 22d

Andy Beshear should just pick who runs. He seems to be the only democrat who can win there

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 22d

So is he going to not play any day a Christian dies in America? (~70% of the population)

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 22d

I wish dipshits would have their bad predictions thrown back in their faces when they are wrong. Like why even say that in the original tweet? Does he think that makes him look cool or something?

Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 23d

I am gonna crack so many backs the next 3 years…

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23d

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 23d

But I thought epic, based libertarianism saved Argentina???

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 25d

Okay so now that it’s a state are they going to prosecute Israel for the crimes they’ve committed against the state of Palestine?

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 25d

Megyn Kelly’s brain is not capable of caring. It’s too nutrient deprived

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 25d

The one surefire way to get people to stop saying mean things about you is to send out a press release, insisting that they stop saying mean things about you.

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 26d

Again Bouie from the top rope

Here I am reminded of Abraham Lincoln’s 1860 address at Cooper Union, where he defends his opposition to the expansion of slavery. Responding to Southern critics who insisted that the Republican Party was a conspiracy to abolish slavery, Lincoln said that the truth of the situation was that there was nothing either Republicans or the entire North could say, short of outright submission to the slave South, that would calm Southern anger or assuage the South’s paranoia:

What will convince them? This, and this only: Cease to call slavery wrong, and join them in calling it right. And this must be done thoroughly — done in acts as well as in words. Silence will not be tolerated — we must place ourselves avowedly with them.
We can say something similar of our time. Neither Trump nor the MAGA right wants to discuss or deliberate; it wants to dominate. American politics is no longer a fight over policy; it is a fight over the character of the nation itself. The task of this moment, then, is to defend the old vision of a more perfect union — of a more democratic and egalitarian American republic — not hope that one can avoid the fight by having the right conversation.

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

They even have anti-woke coffee like black rifle

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

I’m at work right now, please clap

Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

BREAKING: The average American is very dumb!

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

Don’t forget how they also buy things in this country. Getting rid of them reduces both gdp in and out, plus reducing sales tax revenue

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onion person @junlper.beer · 27d

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

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Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

It doesn’t say how we have to remember him on October 14th

Elong Munch @elongmunch.bsky.social · 27d

They have clear video from multiple angles. If he means business they could easily open up and investigation into who this grunt is and prosecute him for battery.