Elong Munch
@elongmunch.bsky.social
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And if I tried and failed, at least I suffered no fool
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elongmunch.bsky.social
Andy Beshear should just pick who runs. He seems to be the only democrat who can win there
elongmunch.bsky.social
So is he going to not play any day a Christian dies in America? (~70% of the population)
elongmunch.bsky.social
I wish dipshits would have their bad predictions thrown back in their faces when they are wrong. Like why even say that in the original tweet? Does he think that makes him look cool or something?
elongmunch.bsky.social
I am gonna crack so many backs the next 3 years…
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Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
elongmunch.bsky.social
But I thought epic, based libertarianism saved Argentina???
elongmunch.bsky.social
Okay so now that it’s a state are they going to prosecute Israel for the crimes they’ve committed against the state of Palestine?
elongmunch.bsky.social
Megyn Kelly’s brain is not capable of caring. It’s too nutrient deprived
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
The one surefire way to get people to stop saying mean things about you is to send out a press release, insisting that they stop saying mean things about you.

www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
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elongmunch.bsky.social
They even have anti-woke coffee like black rifle
elongmunch.bsky.social
I’m at work right now, please clap
elongmunch.bsky.social
BREAKING: The average American is very dumb!
elongmunch.bsky.social
Don’t forget how they also buy things in this country. Getting rid of them reduces both gdp in and out, plus reducing sales tax revenue
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junlper.beer
the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
elongmunch.bsky.social
It doesn’t say how we have to remember him on October 14th
elongmunch.bsky.social
They have clear video from multiple angles. If he means business they could easily open up and investigation into who this grunt is and prosecute him for battery.
elongmunch.bsky.social
Worst measles outbreak in my lifetime is currently happening!
elongmunch.bsky.social
When I was in the military there were no roided up tattoo guys, none. Thank you Mr. Hegseth 🫡
elongmunch.bsky.social
So Chauvin was cancelled? I thought he was charged and found guilty for murdering someone?
elongmunch.bsky.social
I’d ask what exactly was Facebook/Instagram not letting him post…?