Elong Munch
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And if I tried and failed, at least I suffered no fool
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all brokies 🤧
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
all brokies 🤧
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A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
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"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Online “leftist”: “it’s actually bad that Trump sucked Mamdani’s dick on national TV for the entire media to see!”
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Online “leftist”: “it’s actually bad that Trump sucked Mamdani’s dick on national TV for the entire media to see!”
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Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
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The one surefire way to get people to stop saying mean things about you is to send out a press release, insisting that they stop saying mean things about you.
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September 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The one surefire way to get people to stop saying mean things about you is to send out a press release, insisting that they stop saying mean things about you.
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
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Again Bouie from the top rope
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Again Bouie from the top rope
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
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how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.
September 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.
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Leaving aside the creepy implication that "traditional political violence" is OK and this is somehow different ... they're still insinuating that this attack came from "the left" and "the left" bears responsibility on the whole, even though everything we know suggests he was somewhere on the right.
Sen. Graham: "This is viewed by many people in the MAGA movement, conservatives like myself, as an attack on the movement and not just traditional political violence, and I really believe that."
September 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Leaving aside the creepy implication that "traditional political violence" is OK and this is somehow different ... they're still insinuating that this attack came from "the left" and "the left" bears responsibility on the whole, even though everything we know suggests he was somewhere on the right.
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It’s so wild how people have canonized and held up Charlie Kirk as a “free thinker” and “speaking what he believes” when what he’s saying is the most vile, hateful rhetoric coming out of someone’s mouth
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s so wild how people have canonized and held up Charlie Kirk as a “free thinker” and “speaking what he believes” when what he’s saying is the most vile, hateful rhetoric coming out of someone’s mouth
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fascists are ghouls, news at 9
Body not even in the ground before:
- Crowder changes his twitter bio to brag about taking over Kirk's "#1 Conservative Daily Show" slot
-Shapiro takes over TPUSA to help cover DailyWire's failure
-Wife posts bizarre video using his ACTUAL CORPSE(???) to launch her influencer career
Yeesh.
- Crowder changes his twitter bio to brag about taking over Kirk's "#1 Conservative Daily Show" slot
-Shapiro takes over TPUSA to help cover DailyWire's failure
-Wife posts bizarre video using his ACTUAL CORPSE(???) to launch her influencer career
Yeesh.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
fascists are ghouls, news at 9
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the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry
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Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
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Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies"
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies"
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
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oh well, onward and upward
![REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible]
How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely.
And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreig42mujsiyxozvq3kiayszu47dbk6zds3icm5bwu34twt3d7vbo2q@jpeg)
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
oh well, onward and upward
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Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened