Emily "Babe" St. James
@emilystjams.bsky.social
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Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out now). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Like a large language model but for my formative trauma. Newsletter here: https://episodes.ghost.io/
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Today is Woodworking's PUB DAY. I'm so proud of this book, and I'm so glad to hear how many of you have bought and enjoyed it already!

You can buy it here if you're so inclined: bookshop.org/p/books/wood...

And now, the hardest sell I can think of, this book's biggest advocate has thoughts:
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I am learning that a lot of you have strong feelings around "The Sign," an episode of television that is utterly ridiculous but also so perfectly structured that I am powerless against it.

(I do think it's weird they didn't explain what was happening to Bingo, but A LOT was GOING ON.)
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In general, Bandit and Chilli are wonderful parents, but they make a bunch of unforced errors in "The Sign" that serious drag their overall scores down. A real shame.
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Everything is The Da Vinci Code.
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I can't believe this is real
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This is one of my favorite movies deep down. I watched it over and over as a child, and it explains a lot about me.
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Libby and I both got the Covid/flu/pneumonia vaccine trifecta, and now the Child is trying to eat chalk, and we’re saying, “No, don’t do that,” and weakly swiping at them from the couch.
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If we really put our heads together and keep the evening of December 24 clear, I am convinced we can Christmas Carol this man.
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Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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Don't get me wrong: My child is going to be a CUTE FUCKING GHOST but only on Halloween. That is my main point.
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The vast majority of the Child's toddler pals want to be ghosts for Halloween, and when I asked them why, they said, "I like when kids are ghosts," suggesting they don't have a firm grasp of ghost mythology.
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This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease
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Aspiring TV Writers - FOX Writers Incubator is now open for submissions!
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It has always been difficult; it was several orders of magnitude more difficult even 20 years ago.
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Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views
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That said, I occasionally consider buying property in the Maritimes, both because I could afford it and because remote, rural living appeals to me on some intrinsic level.
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The joke is mostly that New Brunswick would have legally recognized polycules. "New Brunswick" just struck me as a funnier collection of syllables than "Prince Edward Island."
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If any Canadian citizens want to get married*, I'm such a babe, it's in my screen name.

*-to my wife and me in a sort of legal* polycule situation

*-only in the province of New Brunswick
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I just watched this for the first time ever a week ago, and she is absolutely astonishing in it. It’s a movie about the difficulty of loving one person when a cause will always come first, and instead of being a long-suffering wife, Keaton is right there in the thick of that dilemma. RIP.
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There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.
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My favorite comfort watch of recent years
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RED ROOMS discussed with @emilystjams.bsky.social!! This was a lot of fun, we hope you enjoy our conversation about this top notch murderino-thriller: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
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talking myself into remaking Au Hasard Balthazar but about a lonely piece of early LLM software, perhaps personified as a Clippy type thing.

Wait. Is this just A.I.? Am I just pitching A.I.? Is A.I. Au Hasard Balthazar with a robot boy? Have I had this revelation before??
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the vibes are off the charts
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You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.
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I will never forget that I had this impulse.