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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 4d

I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.

I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.

Cartoon drawing of James Bond. He is saying "It's 007.. or +4407 if you're addressing me from outside the UK"

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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 13d

Been listening to a Kate Mann audiobook all weekend and we’re now watching the Morse where he tells Lewis off for calling a woman hysterical. I’m also possibly-almost-definitely perimenopausal so I shall be setting fire to everything shortly.

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Mixmaster Morris @mixmastermorris.bsky.social · 23d

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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 23d

From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 23d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · 23d

A simpler time.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Sep 18

😂

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Sep 16

Ah thank you ☺️

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · Sep 15

We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.

The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.

The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 11

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.

I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you have to call every living president “Mr President”, even years after they are no longer president, I demand to be called “Mrs hot 25 year old”

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Sep 12

If I didn't have them on my bedside table I'd forget to take them 😅

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Sep 12

I have my daily meds that I take first thing / last thing in a tub on my bedside table and painkillers, Rennies, cough medicine etc are in the bathroom cabinet.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Sep 12

I'm not going to elaborate further but I just want to say that I LOVE being bisexual. 🔥💖😌

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

That's frustrating! I'm always an open book and even then people don't always believe me. I was in a relationship with someone whom I told on the first or second date that I wasn't looking to get married or have kids. Later on down the line he admitted he'd thought I'd change my mind and I didn't.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

That's a good point! It's still unpleasant to be on the receiving end though isn't it?!

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

The other situation is more complex and involves a group dynamic that I think I misread and perhaps I'm tolerated and humoured there rather than actively liked. I know I'm "A LOT" and can be annoying, I annoy myself frequently. 😅

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

Right?! I value people being honest with me. One person told me I was very direct on Friday and I said "Yes, I don't believe in playing games." They in turn were very vague and non-committal (even though they hadn't been like that in messages recently) and just laughed at me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

Yeah I don't think it's just me, I just wish I was better at understanding how other people feel. Two separate things have happened this weekend from two separate sets of people and I feel like an idiot.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

But also a few times I've thought people were flirting with me when they weren't or maybe they were just flirting for the fun of it not "flirting with intent" as my friend calls it. I thought I'd got better at sussing it out over the years but evidently not.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

This has happened to me with platonic friendship several times where I've thought of someone as a good friend and it transpires that they thought of me more like an acquaintance.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

I feel like this must be a fairly common thing among neurodivergent people right? Not picking up the vibe or whatever.

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✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨ @emmapashmina.bsky.social · Aug 31

Not me overestimating my importance in other people's lives AGAIN. 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

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Mrs DoomCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · Aug 30

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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · Aug 30

The divorces are going well x

Some twats with flags wrapped round them putting flags on lampposts. They have a ladder

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Pod Save the UK @podsavetheuk.crooked.com · Aug 29

Protests against migrant hotels. Endless uproar about small boat arrivals. Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Here’s a reminder from @ZoeJardiniere.bsky.social of why a more humane approach to immigration is needed.

#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · Aug 28

I'm sorry but I can't with that expression!

Extreme closeup of the frog's expression

It's doing like >:(

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