Caroline Goldsmith
@goldcaro.bsky.social
Book type. Kitchen and garden adventurer. Feminist, obviously. (UK)
Freelance publishing stuff: https://goldsmithpublishingconsultancy.com
she/her
Freelance publishing stuff: https://goldsmithpublishingconsultancy.com
she/her
Oh hi. Are you looking for a wildly improbable and saccharine Christmas film with a cast that has zero chemistry and a script that makes you want to die? Operation Mistletoe, recently added to Netflix, is your winner. It’s golden.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh hi. Are you looking for a wildly improbable and saccharine Christmas film with a cast that has zero chemistry and a script that makes you want to die? Operation Mistletoe, recently added to Netflix, is your winner. It’s golden.
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It’s been one of those days when I just thank everything that we have an NHS. And I truly don’t understand how you can walk into *any* NHS premises and then vote Reform.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s been one of those days when I just thank everything that we have an NHS. And I truly don’t understand how you can walk into *any* NHS premises and then vote Reform.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"
Building their sad legacies around a dozing, dying, narcissistic sex offender like it’s the end of the world…
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Building their sad legacies around a dozing, dying, narcissistic sex offender like it’s the end of the world…
A reminder that Sabrina Carpenter is brilliant, her tunes are largely absolute bangers and she said Trans Rights with her whole voice at the MTV Awards whilst performing her best one.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A reminder that Sabrina Carpenter is brilliant, her tunes are largely absolute bangers and she said Trans Rights with her whole voice at the MTV Awards whilst performing her best one.
Guy earnestly handing out evangelist propaganda newspaper on the train. Took one look at me munching my cheese sandwich and reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social and moved on.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Guy earnestly handing out evangelist propaganda newspaper on the train. Took one look at me munching my cheese sandwich and reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social and moved on.
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
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Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
In my head, Gullis had already defected to Reform but hey... what a coup, eh?
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In my head, Gullis had already defected to Reform but hey... what a coup, eh?
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Oh why won’t he just die?
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh why won’t he just die?
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The number of otherwise seemingly reasonable people who think it's perfectly fine to use the theft machine to generate slop instead of taking the time to use ANY of the readily available resources that don't steal or suck up water shouldn't shock me, but here we are.
i have no issue with it - I've used AI generated cartoons myself to liven up slides. it cna do a much better job than I can!
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The number of otherwise seemingly reasonable people who think it's perfectly fine to use the theft machine to generate slop instead of taking the time to use ANY of the readily available resources that don't steal or suck up water shouldn't shock me, but here we are.
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"But I just-"
No. You are stealing from people. These shit machines were built on the stolen labor of artists, writers, musicians, educators, creators.
And you are stealing from future generations. Water, air, earth. All being tossed into a gaping maw so you can have some piece of bullshit.
No. You are stealing from people. These shit machines were built on the stolen labor of artists, writers, musicians, educators, creators.
And you are stealing from future generations. Water, air, earth. All being tossed into a gaping maw so you can have some piece of bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"But I just-"
No. You are stealing from people. These shit machines were built on the stolen labor of artists, writers, musicians, educators, creators.
And you are stealing from future generations. Water, air, earth. All being tossed into a gaping maw so you can have some piece of bullshit.
No. You are stealing from people. These shit machines were built on the stolen labor of artists, writers, musicians, educators, creators.
And you are stealing from future generations. Water, air, earth. All being tossed into a gaping maw so you can have some piece of bullshit.
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Guess what.
All the bright white St George flags that have gone up on Birmingham lampposts are going to look very bedraggled with the English weather by wintertime.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Guess what.
I hope he’s visited by the ghost of Lionel Ritchie who tells him he’s going to hell. I realise Lionel isn’t dead - love you, Lionel - but I’d still quite like this.
Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hope he’s visited by the ghost of Lionel Ritchie who tells him he’s going to hell. I realise Lionel isn’t dead - love you, Lionel - but I’d still quite like this.
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"You seem happier"
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"You seem happier"
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
Your late November reminder from me that Whamageddon is stupid. ‘Last Christmas’ should be the first and most frequently played Christmas song because it *is* the best. George Michael was an actual angel. And Andrew Ridgeley should be taught in schools. Thank you for your attention.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Your late November reminder from me that Whamageddon is stupid. ‘Last Christmas’ should be the first and most frequently played Christmas song because it *is* the best. George Michael was an actual angel. And Andrew Ridgeley should be taught in schools. Thank you for your attention.
Very sad all round about people living in £2 million houses. Fortunately, there are some journos with some *really* great tips on economising and I'm sure they'll be along any minute now to share their best ones with you. Hang tight.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very sad all round about people living in £2 million houses. Fortunately, there are some journos with some *really* great tips on economising and I'm sure they'll be along any minute now to share their best ones with you. Hang tight.
Stupid walk for stupid mental health but in an M.R James story…
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Stupid walk for stupid mental health but in an M.R James story…
Under doctors orders, I am tracking my hypertension to see if my meds are working. My blood pressure is fine right after waking up and then slightly high in the evening. So it appears that simply existing and having to be awake in this world is the problem...
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Under doctors orders, I am tracking my hypertension to see if my meds are working. My blood pressure is fine right after waking up and then slightly high in the evening. So it appears that simply existing and having to be awake in this world is the problem...
This morning, Nick Ferrari is insisting that he is not sexist. @lbc.co.uk
a woman in a black and white photo is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a woman in a black and white photo is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
This morning, Nick Ferrari is insisting that he is not sexist. @lbc.co.uk
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GenAI is a fascist product. Sorry you don’t have the moral fortitude to do your own thinking, but fascists love that
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
GenAI is a fascist product. Sorry you don’t have the moral fortitude to do your own thinking, but fascists love that