✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨
@emmapashmina.bsky.social
It was OK until I hit puberty and then everything went pear-shaped 🍐 | Vegan | 🩷💜💙 | Sad Blob Club | She/Her
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my job: it is important that you come to the office, for productivity reasons
also my job: here is a fire drill, please go stand outside and don’t do work
also my job: here is a fire drill, please go stand outside and don’t do work
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my job: it is important that you come to the office, for productivity reasons
also my job: here is a fire drill, please go stand outside and don’t do work
also my job: here is a fire drill, please go stand outside and don’t do work
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Me when I have the camera on during a Teams meeting.
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me when I have the camera on during a Teams meeting.
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“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
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All while playing bass for Manic Street Preachers
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
All while playing bass for Manic Street Preachers
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Just seen a post about some dude (now suspended) perving in multiple women's DMs and I need to remind other women that in 99.99999999999999999% of these cases, that's simple fact.
He's DMing multiple women.
You aren't special or unique (to him). You're another mark to boost his ego.
He's DMing multiple women.
You aren't special or unique (to him). You're another mark to boost his ego.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just seen a post about some dude (now suspended) perving in multiple women's DMs and I need to remind other women that in 99.99999999999999999% of these cases, that's simple fact.
He's DMing multiple women.
You aren't special or unique (to him). You're another mark to boost his ego.
He's DMing multiple women.
You aren't special or unique (to him). You're another mark to boost his ego.
Ken Funworth - Oohh Ya Bastard! (Music Video)
YouTube video by Twisted Features
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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I’m absolutely going to be extremely petty about it when the “AI” bubble pops, these systems become expensive to use and more limited, and “generate my term paper” no longer works.
I’m going to wear a fucking “I told you so” tshirt.
I’m going to wear a fucking “I told you so” tshirt.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m absolutely going to be extremely petty about it when the “AI” bubble pops, these systems become expensive to use and more limited, and “generate my term paper” no longer works.
I’m going to wear a fucking “I told you so” tshirt.
I’m going to wear a fucking “I told you so” tshirt.
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barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
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This is on sale at Walmart.
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is on sale at Walmart.
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
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Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Pussy Palace is the new Mojo Dojo Casa House.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pussy Palace is the new Mojo Dojo Casa House.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
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Been listening to a Kate Mann audiobook all weekend and we’re now watching the Morse where he tells Lewis off for calling a woman hysterical. I’m also possibly-almost-definitely perimenopausal so I shall be setting fire to everything shortly.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Been listening to a Kate Mann audiobook all weekend and we’re now watching the Morse where he tells Lewis off for calling a woman hysterical. I’m also possibly-almost-definitely perimenopausal so I shall be setting fire to everything shortly.
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From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!
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We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
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If you have to call every living president “Mr President”, even years after they are no longer president, I demand to be called “Mrs hot 25 year old”
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you have to call every living president “Mr President”, even years after they are no longer president, I demand to be called “Mrs hot 25 year old”
I'm not going to elaborate further but I just want to say that I LOVE being bisexual. 🔥💖😌
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm not going to elaborate further but I just want to say that I LOVE being bisexual. 🔥💖😌
Not me overestimating my importance in other people's lives AGAIN. 🤦🏼♀️😅
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not me overestimating my importance in other people's lives AGAIN. 🤦🏼♀️😅
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The divorces are going well x
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The divorces are going well x
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Protests against migrant hotels. Endless uproar about small boat arrivals. Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Here’s a reminder from @ZoeJardiniere.bsky.social of why a more humane approach to immigration is needed.
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Protests against migrant hotels. Endless uproar about small boat arrivals. Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Here’s a reminder from @ZoeJardiniere.bsky.social of why a more humane approach to immigration is needed.
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
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I'm sorry but I can't with that expression!
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm sorry but I can't with that expression!