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Endless Elle
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that article is bleak. oof.
my adult coworkers are unironically discussing who would win in a fight: superman or goku
omg i was just thinking i need a new katamari in my life. didn't know this was coming out! thanks for the psa!
my back hurts so bad i don't even feel human anymore
mulder's dick is craaaaaaazy what the hell is going on in x-files
coworker is, with no irony, putting harry potter in a banned book display. she said it's the first book she thinks of when people say "banned books".

words just have no meaning anymore.
self deprecation endears myself to the common rabble
the dentist added tooth to my tooth
please let me know if you find a solution to this because i think it's why i'm unable to hold a job for more than a year
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i would be fine if i read the king in yellow. even the second act. you should just let me read it
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
its like a mood swing i stick up my butt every night
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There’s a subset of Gorillaz “fans” who supposedly love the band but get upset every time they release something that has a rap verse or non English lyrics so I’m not too surprised that there’s people who don’t like The Manifesto despite it being the best Gorillaz song in soooooooo long
dang. got me feelin like a castle in its corner.
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
i'm declaring it illegal to do chemtrails on me. take that, illuminati.
This is a real tweet by the Florida AG.
oh shit now i understand why witches dance naked under the moonlight
charging my tits under the full moon
charging my tits under the full moon
whoa its the robogirl equivalent to smooth brain
i am a dalmatian

sometimes i get high

i can't play the guitar
and i really wanna cry

*really bad guitar solo*
i'll never finish writing anything because i always get like 3/4th of the way through and think "wow this fucking sucks" and never come back to it.
i told the doctor to "pump me full of everything you got" when she mentioned vaccines and now i can't move either of my arms.
it was like def a tiktok song a couple years ago. I thought everyone was rediscovering lain for a minute but it was weirdly unrelated.