Designed a little house in survival [1/2] #Minecraft #MinecraftBuilds #SurvivalMinecraft

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

REAL (I'm the dipshit fan)

John Schneider might have managed the worst game I’ve ever seen. Heroic effort from the Blue Jays players but you can’t overcome a stupid manger

I'm Argentina, give me money

(I'm an insomniac)

Coffee and peanut butter crackers is a low-key peak combo at 1 AM

mmm No Man's Sky

Whiplash is still peak

east wing

Graham Planter having a Totenkopf tattoo makes so much sense for a white marine. Dude was too good to be true lmao.

I am really enjoying watching serious American political analysts admit they don’t recognize a Totenkopf in order to defend a dem slopulist senate candidate

It's some sports related bit idk

fun fact: when they released super mario galaxy 2 every copy of super mario galaxy spontaneously combusted

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I love being a fag dude, this is peak

It'll happen when that bit becomes real #TrvstThePlvn

Best country on Earth 🦅🇺🇸💯

That shit should go to me

The Department of Education reportedly fired nearly everyone in the office that focuses on the nation’s children with disabilities in a wave of new layoffs

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/