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@epinardianguardian.bsky.social

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"I want only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for ALL. Except for the Fascists, they can eat a dick"

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · Sep 20

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #141,339!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #141,339, Ambassador of Noodles ‪@epinardianguardian.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 21, 2023"

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 21m

He's not cut out to run a paper route.

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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 46m

I don’t think these guys are really cut out for fascism.

m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

Stephen Miller flees
Arlington after sidewalk chalk protest forces him to sell beloved home

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 22m

#3iatlus #FirstContact #Disclosure #UAP #UFO

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30m

Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist for the rock band KISS, has died at age 74

Ace Frehley, founding guitarist for KISS, dead at 74

Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist for the rock band KISS, has died at age 74.

www.goodmorningamerica.com

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BNO News @bnonews.com · 27m

Ace Frehley, lead guitarist and founding member of KISS, has died at 74

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2h

It's d̶e̶b̶a̶t̶e̶ bingo night in NYC!

And since Andrew Cuomo rarely has anything new to say, the odds are in your favor.

Download/print a board nd follow along starting at 7 p.m. on NBC 4 New York, Telemundo 47 and their digital platforms.

zohranfornyc.com/bingo

N.Y.C. Mayoral Debate Bingo!

A small preview of a bingo board where the center piece is "Zohran's Name Mispronounced."

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 2h

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 2h

My enemy going after my enemy.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 2h

Pears are just racist apples.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 4h

@RachelTreisman Who is paying you? Or did AI write this?

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 4h

Did RFK write this?
No lead is acceptable in food.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 5h

When this shit is over, I legit want some kind of scarlet letter for people who voted in Trump.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 5h

🤔🤔🤔

a man in a plaid jacket and a woman in a red hat are dancing in a club

ALT: a man in a plaid jacket and a woman in a red hat are dancing in a club

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 5h

The day old bread store is now MORE expensive than going to alids and buying aldis bread.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 5h

I really hope we don't slip on the bad Timeline where we go into martial law.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 8h

It really warms my heart to see someone verbally approaching ICE like this.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 8h

Hot Wheels said what!

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 8h

I'm just a simple person that wants every fucker than joined ice to be executed for treason. Is that so wrong?

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 9h

They are definitely going to try to get martial law this time.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 15h

Don't you hate when you stand up and realize someone has stolen your knees?

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 15h

I'll pitch in

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 18h

#Fallout

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 1d

I love the "Lady Riffs"

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 1d

He's an American treasure and if anyone tries to cancel him for anything, I'm hiring Etsy witches.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 1d