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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com/
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UFOs in Congress | 2025
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Encouraging that Reuters is interested in Thiel’s insanity and ties to Elon.
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You could start a cult with your pumpkins. I’d be honored.
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He reached out about a year ago but didn’t respond when I said I didn’t have kids. I think he was looking for a dad friend or something. But Tommy was my dude.
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holy fuck- did garrett just firgure out the orbs
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One year I dressed up as the Blue Ranger for Halloween with Anne Hathaway’s brother, who was my childhood best friend.

She was my babysitter.

Good times in Millburn, NJ.
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I just want to thank everyone who replied to this post. It’s been a horrible year for me on a personal level and it means a lot right now. ❤️
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Ufology pretty much ruined my life and getting involved might be my biggest regret.

That’s the reason for the lack of episodes.
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Watching Children of Men for some reason.

Uncanny.
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Trump is dying and thinks a Nobel Peace Prize will get him into heaven.
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🚨 Trump says both Israel and Hamas have signed off on the “First Phase” of Gaza “Peace Plan”:
Donald J. Trump & @realDonald Trump
I am very proud to announce that Israel and Hamas have both signed off on the first Phase of our Peace Plan. This means that ALL of the Hostages will be released very soon, and Israel will withdraw their Troops to an agreed upon line as the first steps toward a Strong, Durable, and Everlasting Peace. All Parties will be treated fairly! This is a GREAT Day for the Arab and Muslim World, Israel, all surrounding Nations, and the United States of America, and we thank the mediators from Qatar, Egypt, and Turkey, who worked with us to make this Historic and
Unprecedented Event happen.
BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS!
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Ufology pretty much ruined my life and getting involved might be my biggest regret.

That’s the reason for the lack of episodes.
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I’m at this point, too.

They had Blackwater dudes repel from a fucking Black Hawk helicopter and zip tie naked children.

It’s unsustainable.
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Buried in the polls, with every American screaming for the Epstein files, the walls are closing in on Tangerine Palpatine.

Sending troops to every city you can in a desperate attempt to make martial law happen is not strength. It’s the last gasp of a dying regime.
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To be fair to her, he was just as bald as he is now.
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Among other things, but that’s pretty much the gist of it.
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Well fuck. Thank you for checking.
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Rewatching Portlandia because I’m a terrorist.
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It’s only on my own feed when I scroll to a certain point.
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I do. Is that what it is?
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Why is this still happening?

It’s the most annoying bug ever, and it’s been like a year.