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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸

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🧵 UFO op thread.

June 19th, 2024.

Anduril Industries CEO Palmer Luckey tells Jake Paul his company is involved in UFO research.

Anduril is a drone company backed by Peter Thiel, and their drones will be used for Trump's immigration (and likely martial law) enforcement.

#ufosky
Fascinating.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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😳
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
“Disclosure” is a social engineering operation run by wealthy transhumanist nutjobs using ufology as cover to steal taxpayer-funded IP.

Keep shilling, though, even though you’ve admitted privately that things you’ve been asked to do make you uncomfortable.

Or, you know, grow a goddamn spine.

🤷
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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🧵 UFO op thread.

June 19th, 2024.

Anduril Industries CEO Palmer Luckey tells Jake Paul his company is involved in UFO research.

Anduril is a drone company backed by Peter Thiel, and their drones will be used for Trump's immigration (and likely martial law) enforcement.

#ufosky
April 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Be afraid of the next Pearl Harbor or 9/11, and China beating us technologically.

Break down all the information silos so we can have all the data and protect you.

Age of Disclosure, or Palantir sales pitch?

Yes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Don’t dox people, for fuck’s sake.

Especially for someone connected to the IC.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The QAnon pedophile conspiracy theory pushed by Thiel, Musk, and Bannon was meant to distract from the actual Epstein pedophile conspiracy involving Thiel, Musk, and Bannon.
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We adopted her but we found a puppy photo.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
They now think I’m running an op for Tom Delonge, so mixed results I guess.

Also, Garry said I was kicked out of the chat for non-participation, which is false.

I left because Pippa Malmgren was providing a play by play of how Peter Thiel was using Pegasus and I felt like an accessory to treason.
Reviving my X account to fuck up a cult.

brb
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Only in the UFO community is telling the truth considered “crashing out.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just inadvertently dropped into a MAGA X space and these people are shook about the new X feature that finally made it clear they were following Russian bots.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Driving to Maine tomorrow for Thanksgiving.

If I get run off the road, you know who it is.

Much love. 🤘
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Reviving my X account to fuck up a cult.

brb
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This fucking guy.

h/t @leahmcelrath.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Context is everything.

#ufosky
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Peter Levenda going on American Alchemy is probably my biggest disappointment in ufology.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I was suspended from high school my sophomore year for setting Tubgirl as the desktop background on all the computers in the library.

Needless to say, this felching hysteria is quite amusing to me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Yesterday I purchased Dan Farah’s new UFO documentary, The Age of Disclosure. As a UFO buff myself, I was eager to see what new faces and testimony would be featured. Here are my notes and thoughts on the film, including any necessary background details.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Why would Bigelow spend a million dollars to help keep Trump out of prison?

www.reuters.com/world/us/don...
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just watched the first episode of Pluribus.

Holy fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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This is some fucking balls-out patriotism shit right here.
"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m so sick of being a buzzkill.

Can something good please happen that’s not contaminated by tech bro money?

Fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Tim Dillon said on Rogan that Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to run for president.

That’s what this is.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM