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Well I guess something is coming.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Peter Mandelson has issued an apology for his association with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein - after declining to do so in an interview broadcast on Sunday.
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Mike Cernovich is pulling for Luigi.

Wild times.
Cernovich v @Cernovich Luigi has a good chance of a hung jury. 2h With that judge and jury pool, he could legitimately walk, or the jury will do a compromise verdict for a lesser crime. I feel really sad for the billionaires who funded the far left and tried to destroy our lives. Tragic. Truly.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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So many people thought I was crazy.
Secretary Kristi Noem O @Sec_Noem 5h Drones represent the new frontier of American air superiority. Under President Trump, we are entering a new era to defend our air superiority to protect our borders and the interior of the United States. With the creation of the DHS Program Executive Office for Unmanned Aircraft Systems and Counter-Unmanned Aircraft Systems, President Trump continues his historic legacy in developing American dominance. This will help us continue to secure the border and cripple the cartels, protect our infrastructure, and keep Americans safe as they attend festivities and events during a historic year of America's 250th birthday and FIFA 2026. Jan 12, 2026 • 3:19 PM UTC • 561 17 571 3,697 l 308,783
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Did a quick refresh. On and on it goes.

They’re complete frauds and terrified of people coming to that realization.
Todd Eilers @EilersResearch Replying to @JDVance She was clearly turning the car and was not trying to run him over. You sir, should be ashamed of yourself. Everyone can watch the videos. But keep talking, your doing great bud 39S Optimism Abounds @denSamm2 41s Replying to @JDVance I want our officers to get the proper ptsd care they need and MONITORING! That is not being done. This officer should not have been on the street. Il 3 50thave. @50thave Replying to @JDVance You are wrong. You will be proven wrong by society. It is not just this incident. It is the fact that ICE agents are coming into communities with the intent to forcibly make people scared. It is not how America treats its citizens. This will come back to hurt you. Be ready Il 1 Greg Speth @gspeth 54s Replying to @JDVance You are a gas lighting piece of garbage. How many examples are there of i ICE violently attacking American citizens? How many examples are there of ice violently attacking immigrants who have a legal right to be here based on R asylum laws? Ice is a lawless Gestapo like Force 包 Il 3 Mark Cowan @coodaddy2 Replying to @JDVance This is horrendous 56s Phoebe @PhoebeLars6906 Replying to @JDVance We see with our eyes, you are the 1984 playbook. 1m XCancel(donate) N TinkieGurl @SharonAnge874 1 m Replying to @JDVance Jesus weeps. Il 2 John Cassidy @JohnCassid27516 1m Replying to @JDVance You're taking projection to an Olympic level. ıl 2 Deb @DebJBGriff 1 m Replying to @JDVance *The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Il 2 Robyn Miller @RobynMi43796472 2m Replying to @JDVance UR the Biggest Fat Faced Liar that this country has ever seen! Uve tainted Any & ALL investigations into the murder of Rene Goode! "You are free to choose, BUT, not free from the Consequences of your choices!" : Zig Zigglar U LIE Consequences: can't be trusted Ever! PUTZ! hel 1 Timmay! @MattersGuy 2m Replying to @JDVance Mr. Vice President, I agree with most of what you said. I still don't believe that this specific situation warranted deadly force. We have got to find a better solution. I fully support our law officers and immigration enforcement, but how can deadly force be justified here? 它 il 2 XCancel(donate) Aqua Mum @aqua_mum Replying to @JDVance N The Tennessee Holler • @TheTNHoller Stephen Miller's cousin kazzzmer › Stephen Miller 3h When I called out my cousin for being the face of evil* I DID NOT stutter. Renee Nicole Good's death is blood on YOUR hands, Stephen. I'm just glad our grandparents are no longer alive to witness the shame you have brought to our family. © 35.6K 654 $ 405 09 jan. 26 om 04:42 • 1,3M Weergaven 3m broomdoom • @MubtasimZahir 3m Replying to @JDVance you are incapable absolutely incapable in not lying. The guy had his foot to the side the car has turned then he shot there's zoomed in pictures absolutely nobody is buying it Vance. The clock is ticking come correct. Marjorie Morningstar @hopelikehell @JDVance 3m - Rick Wilson • @TheRickWilson 23h You're not just a regular piece of shit; you're a galactically epic extraordinary piece of shit. May this haunt you until your last fucking day. B @B6660650 Replying to @JDVance Why would u guys give someone a weapon who has ptsd from something that happened only 6 months ago??? 1l1 Sceptical_Noodle @NoodleSceptic XCancel(donate) N Qシリ 4? 0 Kerfuttle @mrmojorising7 Replying to @JDVance If her intent was to run him over, she would have done so the first time he walked in front of the vehicle. Your narrative is bunk, and you know it, Couch-boy. ul 4 4m NFTluvinMF @NFTluvinMF JDVance go fuck yourself you sorry pathetic piece of shit! hl 3 4m Floyd Bolton • @FloydFlopat Replying to @JDVance They won't! 4m il 1 MommieD @MommieOD 4m Replying to @JDVance You're once again lying through your teeth. Stop using your phony Christianity to hide behind lies. You, your boss, and everyone associated with this administration are complicit in this MURDER. She was not trying to kill him. She was turning away, trying to get home to HER son. \ 1120 @Golan_Y_25 @JDVance why are you so buddy buddy with @TuckerCarison ??? He is a terrorist supporter, he is a antisemite and the wrong person to be hanging with! This is why @SecRubio will be PRESIDENT IN 2028! @RonDeSantis as his VICE PRESIDENT il 3 Marcella @cellah26bsky Replying to @JDVance Oh, Fuck Off
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Following the initial MAGA influencer tweet promotion and after the bot farms move on, you start to see how people really feel and how astroturfed this entire tech bro coup really is.

These are all direct replies to Vance sorted by new.

95% of the replies about Renee Good are calling him out.
XCancel(donate) N @bitsoflife Replying to @JDVance You...do know we can see....right? 3s trump got 5 people killed for his ego @Biznezz_Prez Replying to @JDVance You've admitted you have no problem lying about something get the media to talk about it. And you're doing it here 21s Gary TheGOAT D @CrumpetGoat Replying to @JDVance Dont you have better things to do than comment about these things on X? 27s WinkyChrist• @winkychrist 31s Replying to @JDVance Man, how the fuck do you sleep at night with this shit hanging over you? Tony Shaw Unity Let's Go @TonyShaw1127 Replying to @JDVance Wow bl 1 Fred @FredCroquette Replying to @JDVance Heil Vance. ul 1 Jacki Henderson @JackiSuzieg Replying to @JDVance Have you no decency? Liar. Propagandist. 36s 37s 47s Boston Helen @helenboston Replying to @JDVance Time for u to tell the truth as a "Christian".He murdered her cuz his pride was hurt. The penalty for not listening 2 fake officers shn't b gettin shot in the street.He wasn't hit by the car,he dropped his phone, stop the bs.Honest question, why couldn't XCancel(donate) Time for u to tell the truth as a "Christian". He murdered her cuz his pride was hurt. The penalty for not listening 2 fake officers shn't b gettin shot in the street.He wasn't hit by the car,he dropped his phone, stop the bs.Honest question, why couldn't he just run her plate? Kim • @kim 49s Replying to @JDVance Who you gonna believe - a Silicon Valley billionaire's creepy little rented shitposter VP or the eye witness videos? Just My Opinion @My_Opinion_2025 49s Replying to @JDVance Stop your gaslighting, JD. You have seen the slowed video like we have. Frame by frame analysis shows two shots were fired with an outstretched arm into the SIDE WINDOW at near point blank range. There are videos of the crash scene that show ONE bullet hole in the windshield. DocMartin @DocMartinsom Replying to @JDVance 1m Tom @Tom99_66 Replying to @JDVance You would've been the first one to pierce his side. al 2 1m XCancel(donate) N Mellymel @Mellygirl25 3m Replying to @JDVance You're going to Hell for lying. Lying and being a fascist who wants to send federal agents door to door. Murderer enabler. You have to be legally blind to not see that she was driving away from the ICE "law enforcement." 公 Mr Nobody @MrNobodyTex Replying to @JDVance Anyone saying not self defense should stand in front of a rapidly accelerated car point at you... and literally running from being arrested Gelle @Gelle_KI 3m Replying to @JDVance That's a blatant lie and you know it. What a despicable lowlife you are. ul 1 Pat @Pat63377659 Replying to @JDVance Dolt 3m copper dog @copperdogsd1 Replying to @JDVance Is JD talking about Ashli Babbit? 3m ArchAingeal 03 @archaingeal312 Replying to @JDVance That fake cop should be dragged 3m Scott @Scott4273626381 Replying to @JDVance THIS will be what ends you. The video is without dispute. A real leader with morals would say it was wrong--and likely murder. A fascist POS would do what you are doing. Resign. You are a disgrace. 3m XCancel(donate) SomethinglsFischy 交 @edfischman 5m Replying to @JDVance Dude panicked, but lashed out in anger -- literally fired 2 rounds thru the car's open window, as the car PASSED by him. Defending that? You should be ashamed of yourself. PoliticsEnjoyer @NateDeeHgee Replying to @JDVance JD Vance will not be POTUS. Sold his soul on the way. 5m Venomous @VenomousSneak 5m Replying to @JDVance If anything it just proves that civil desobedience is the right call. Saw an masked individual with a gun? Run them over. Defend yourself, the government is run by pedo-jews. al 1 Bert Monti @bertcappert Replying to @JDVance "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you" 5m Clif Haley @clifhaley Replying to @JDVance He was not hit by the car. Vance, you've got to be better than this. You're the fucking Vice President for some reason. 公 91 Il 6 6m Kathleen Burner @KathleenBurner 6m Replying to @JDVance "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do..." unique007007 @unique787975 Replying to @JDVance Kiss your presidency goodbye FAT!!! Lying to the American people after they saw the video first hand 6m
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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My dude Dandy followed me on SoundCloud because I posted a link to one of my songs on Twitter, and these guys have been calling him a pedophile ever since because he took a game recommendation from his Twitch chat.

For some reason UFOComebackKid decided to run his mouth before this.

Oops.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Oof.
JD Vance Y ) @JDVance These people are incapable of not lying about this. 1h "Side window"? You can see the photos of the car with bullet holes. The shots came from the front of the car because that's where the officer was standing when he was hit by the car. He is allowed to discharge his weapon in self defense. Ryan Grim O @ryangrim 5h Ok this is genuinely psychotic. Innocent? He shot an unarmed woman twice through a side window and then called her a "fuckin' bitch," let her bleed out, and fled the scene. • 4,271 17 2,007 $19,404 Il 1,463,652 Bill (SpaceX/Tesla/Neural... @BillSa... 12m I wanted to give @peterthiel the benefit of the doubt because he's friend with Elon, but he picked the wrong guy. You are so pathetic Jan 9, 2026 • 11:53 PM UTC
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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When you bypass the X algorithm using Xcancel, it turns out these kinds of replies to Vance are a lot more common than you’d think.
xuser118 @xuser118143878 1 m Replying to @JDVance It's clear that she steers away to depart normally and fully avoid him, he slightly moves intentionally in front of the car once it is turned away and moving away. It doesn't sit well with me you lying that she was trying to run them over. I really thought you were the good guys?
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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That’s how you moderate a subreddit.
r/PublicFreakout • 146 people here ICE Shooting POV From Agent 15.6k upvotes • 3.3k comments PublicFreakout-ModTeam MOD • 2h All Nazis defending murder will be permanently banned.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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My dog Kenzo.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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This is what we need.
Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski Follow S... The Timberwolves will be holding a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good before their game against the Cavaliers tonight. 3:49 PM • Jan 8, 2026 • 2,381 Views Wolves coach Chris Finch: "As we all know, our community has suffered yet another unspeakable tragedy. We want to just convey our condolences and heartfelt wishes and prayers and thoughts to the families and loved ones and all of those that are greatly affected by what happened." The Timberwolves will be holding a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good before their game against the Cavaliers tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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They should.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/fbi-raids-polymarket-ceo-shayne-coplans-apartment-seizes-phone-source-rcna180180
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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David Grusch is doing interviews with pedophile defenders.

Awesome.
David Grusch on Megyn Kelly.
January 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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The fact that any US service member could take an order from this demented pedophile is absolutely mind blowing.
Trump.
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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American oligarchy.
Luigi vs. Maduro.
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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It wasn’t just Elon.

Peter Thiel was going to prison if Kamala won, too.
TECH NEWS FBI raids apartment of election betting site Polymarket's CEO and seizes cellphone, source says The FBI raided Shayne Coplan's home after the website's election betting market controversially predicted Donald Trump's win.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Curtis Yarvin says Trump’s attempt at authoritarianism failed and now the only solution is a one-party state ruled by oligarchs.

This dude is a fucking nightmare, but this was always the plan.
During the transition, the new state has six main tasks. First: preserve all essential service points. Second: centralize all executive-branch resources and payment rails. Third: federalize all organizations trusted, empowered or subsidized by the state. Fourth: federalize the whole financial system, cashing everyone out for dollars. Fifth: federalize all state, local and tribal governments. Sixth: biometrically identify every human being in the country. These measures give any new regime complete modern sovereignty. While this level of unconditional centralization is not necessarily what we are shooting for in a new regime, it is necessary in any transition process. Any kind of unstable, divided or limited authority is extremely dangerous until the whole operation is complete.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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This is the industry keeping the US economy alive.

They all belong in prison.

www.wired.com/story/people...
People Are Using Sora 2 to Make Disturbing Videos With Al-Generated Kids Videos such as fake ads featuring Al children playing with vibrators or Jeffrey Epstein- and Diddy-themed play sets are being made with Sora 2 and posted to TikTok.
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Weird.
CHRISTINE MAXWELL'S CHILIAD hile Wade was involved in operat- frastructure of US intelligence and in guiding the rise of Palantir, he was also intimately involved with another company known as Chiliad. Chiliad was a data analytics company founded in the late 1990s by Paul McOwen, Robert Maxwell's daughter Christine Maxwell, and an unnamed third individual.50 However, sources such as Bloomberg lists Alan Wade as the "mysterious" third co-founder of Chiliad, meaning that Wade, as the third co-founder, was involved in creating Chiliad while also serving in a top post at the CIA. 51 The company was founded with "$3 million in angel investment" of unknown origin. 52 This is significant for two main reasons. First, Chiliad was developed to be the very tool that would be sought by US intelligence in the immediate aftermath of September 11, an event that notably took place shortly after Wade became the CIA's chief information officer. 53 The company had conveniently been set up well in advance, allowing it to score key contracts with the US government, including the FBI, thanks to the advanced stage of its product as well as its founders's intelligence connections. This, along with a glowing recommendation from the 9/11 Commission, benefited Chiliad's software, which was remarkably similar to the PROMIS software and early versions of Palantir. 54
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Democrats getting billionaires to self-deport is kind of funny.

Next stop, South Africa.
8 David Sacks • A @DavidSacks • 2h As a response to socialism, Miami will replace NYC as the finance capital and Austin will replace SF as the tech capital.
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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This is exactly what Peter Thiel is doing to UFO whistleblowers using his journalist assets like Michael Shellenberger.

Must listen.

#ufosky

open.spotify.com/episode/3XMY...
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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This is so fucking outrageous.

www.jacobsilverman.com/p/preservati...
Aaron Barr lost his job at HBGary Federal, which eventually was shut down by its parent company. He received some sympathetic press, with Brown cast in the role of a 4chan-inspired troll harassing a patriotic private citizen. Matthew Steckman, the Palantir employee who worked on ways to compromise journalists and activists, was placed on leave, then brought back and promoted. Now he works at the military startup Anduril, which, like Palantir, is backed by Peter Thiel. Pat Ryan, who worked for Team Themis member Berico, became an executive at Dataminr, which sifts social media for law enforcement clients. In 2022, running as a Democrat, Ryan was elected to Congress.
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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UFO Twitter is finally acknowledged by Elon Musk because Tupacabra posted some racist shit that went viral again.

This is the best day of their lives.

Amazing job by everyone fighting for UFO transparency.

This is now your legacy.

It’s not like you were warned or anything.

#ufosky
Red Panda Koala @ RedPandaKoala Elon commenting under Tupa's video 12h Pray for our haters TUPACABRA O @TUPACABRA2 •10h MINNESOTA DARK 1:11 • 196. €1736 Elon Musk • X @elonmusk • 3.4K thi 107K 贝 X.com Catchy 7:09 AM • 12/30/25 • 35K Views 27 包 13 243 Il 6,390 Chad Michael Burry @ BreakinFinance 3h First Joe Rogan, then Elon Musk. Not a bad week guys!
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Journalist Barrett Brown, who went to jail for his involvement with Anonymous and their Stratfor email leak, on Palantir:

“It is a giant conflict of interest that traverses the entire planet…It is a more adaptable Nazi Germany, and it should be dealt with as such.”

www.youtube.com/live/d8Yblu2...
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM