Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
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NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
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escalante.bsky.social
I absolutely wore out the Voodoo album and then the RDR2 song hit so perfectly.

Damn, RIP.
escalante.bsky.social
I immediately thought I need to tag you but then realized it was from you. Gonna get more coffee.
escalante.bsky.social
Unless he’s still mad at them for hiring Dilfer instead of him when he was interim coach.
escalante.bsky.social
Wellllll I think ULM’s head coach is done now.
chrisvannini.com
SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.
escalante.bsky.social
Honestly would have coached this year but I’ve got plans for travel.
escalante.bsky.social
Yeah I’m really frustrated with the flag football coach. RUN THE DAMN BALL BOBO
escalante.bsky.social
Where do you stand on Tuddy?
escalante.bsky.social
Brb rebranding to the Wackos Committee
escalante.bsky.social
If you don’t want it, may I have it?
escalante.bsky.social
*looks at everyone on the timeline who is eating lunch*

Are you going to eat your pickle?
escalante.bsky.social
I’ll add more

Coast to Coast
Empire 8
Rocky Mountain
SWAC (it rhymes with Pack)
Big South

Some defunct conferences
Mountain Rim
North Star
High Country
America Sky
mattbrown.bsky.social
COLLEGE SPORTS CONFERENCES THAT ALSO SOUND LIKE THEY WOULD BE GOOD NAMES FOR A STRAIN OF WEED

1) Big Sky
2) Summit
3) Lone Star
4) Landmark
5) American Rivers
6) Sun Belt
7) Skyline
8) New England Women's and Men's Athletic Conference
escalante.bsky.social
I would eat the Po-Boy but damn I’m going to want so much more.
sickoscommittee.org
We got sidetracked by the tiniest Po-Boy in all of human history.
escalante.bsky.social
Oh I know I was wiped just watching it
escalante.bsky.social
I was in my dorm watching this entire game and I’m still pissed off at Keith Primeau.
jessespector.com
10 pages on a subject i do not remember (maybe the falkland islands war?) written entirely during the intermissions of the keith primeau game, which i was watching on a big tv on a wheelie cart in the college newspaper’s conference room
escalante.bsky.social
One day Jordan will learn to read. We have hope.
escalante.bsky.social
Like it was fine. Not bad but not really great.
escalante.bsky.social
Hahaha I could see all the 80s crushes being developed in real time here
escalante.bsky.social
This was really fun to do. However, the theme song was not that great. Wish it had a better theme song.
escalante.bsky.social
I was torn between Mr. Qi, Gunther and Krobus for AD.
escalante.bsky.social
Crazy. I just found out Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley were roommates too.
escalante.bsky.social
I want them to try to change the planets name now and just have the stupidest discourse about them trying to take Uranus away