BOOOOO-Bee (They/Them)
@eviljoy36.bsky.social
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Non binary, Bi, Ace, Autistic, lab tech, and cat parent. 🩵🫙🧠. Bad at the social part of social media. Living on unceded Turrbal and Yuggera land. PFP. Bitmoji of yellow haired Bee holding a moustache on a stick. Banner. Progress pride flag #139,831
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eviljoy36.bsky.social
They are both buttheads and they wake me up by growling at each other in the morning.

But they dont actually fight very often.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
@pagnificent.bsky.social

It's a meeting of the anti-robot league.

They get together like this whenever Rosie v2.3 (the robot vacuum) comes out.

They don't discuss anything. There are no meeting minutes. They just seethe in silence, angry at a common foe.
Two cats on opposite corners of a bed. In close proximity, but with their backs to each other pretending the other one doesn't exist.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Scrub Turkey if you're from Brisbane.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Hah. I'd be terrible if someone asked me that. I guess I know which studio, but not which artist.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Yeah. Ive also contacted a few artists who say they only draw up the design the day before the appointment.

I don't even know if I want an appointment unless I see the design first.

(Obviously, I'd pay for the sketch regardless. I'm not about wasting anyone's time.)
eviljoy36.bsky.social
We're you happy with it?

Did you have a design drawn up for you, or did you pick from flash that was already designed?
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Thanks..

I have a store where I had my previous tattoos.. 27 and 12 years ago.. so I doubt either of those artists are available.

I don't do this often, so I'm not sure how it goes
eviljoy36.bsky.social
To all my tattooed friends, how do you pick/vet a tattoo artist?

How do you find one that does the style you are after?

How do you know if they are actually any good at their job?

How do you know that you're actually going to vibe with them and feel safe on the table?
eviljoy36.bsky.social
It's like a mummy costume for Halloween.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Ahahaha.

I was going to mention the lack of feet pics the other day when we were talking about oogling selfies.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I am sorry, Daniel.

The parks are pretty cool though.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Oh shit. I'm in trouble now.

I'm more afraid of @pagnificent.bsky.social than I am of you.

So, I'll say that you, too, are better than the national parks..
eviljoy36.bsky.social
8am breakfast is my concession to other people not waking up as early as I do.

If I had my way, we'd be breakfasting at 6:30 or 7.

I think we're going to watch 3 Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri, and probably some reality tv about polyam people or couples therapy.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
It's Saturday morning here.

My plans include 8 am breakfast with my brother.

And movies/TV online with my friend.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I haven't read it, so I can't say for sure. But it was recommended on a list of Asexual books.

But that's not to say monsterfucking can't occur.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I didn't mention that the werehedgehog book was monsterfucker smut.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
He doesn't think a werecocroach could bite deep enough to infect another person.

I had to point out that it's probably human size now, so its biting capabilities are increased.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I've discussed with my partner several books I've seen (but definitely not read) recently.

One book had a werecockroach, and the other had a werehedgehog.

He is putting way too much thought into why a werehedgehog is more likely to exist than a werecockroach.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I wanna see her sue Carlton and United Breweries.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Sorry.. yes, of course.. National parks are the second best thing in America, after Stephanie.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
I got a postcard in the mail from @burrow.bsky.social.

I love getting mail from internet weirdos. Thank you so much,
lovey.

I agree that national parks are the best thing America has going for it at the moment.
Photo of a postcard from Shawnee National Forrest.

It shows a waterfall leading into a rocky creek.
eviljoy36.bsky.social
Absolutely brilliant integration of physical surroundings and imagination.

My neighbour and I played secretaries (not my idea), and we would use the shower cubicle as the elevator.

Our secretarial work ethics was dubious as we mostly rode the elevator and ordered lunch at the "cafe".
kpsinging.bsky.social
We LOVED playing restaurant as kids.
My Mom had this mug rack thing with curled hooks on it and we had a notepad with a hole punched in it on one side.
We would write the orders down and hook one on the mug rack and spin it towards the cook because that's what we saw on TV 😂
stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com
The children set up a pretend restaurant for us and served "bathtub salmon"
eviljoy36.bsky.social
It's still hard. I hope you're doing okay.