fakelawn
@fakelawn.bsky.social
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fakelawn.bsky.social
No fucking kings!
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donmoyn.bsky.social
Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby
fakelawn.bsky.social
If they don’t crank one out to the video, the terrorists win.
fakelawn.bsky.social
One of your hints should have been that you will always wait in line for upwards of 20 minutes while waiting to check out.
fakelawn.bsky.social
Buck 9 isn’t a terrible stage name…
fakelawn.bsky.social
Stefanik is the leader of Hamas and the Taliban and ISIL and the Columbia Record Company! Please probe her for links!
fakelawn.bsky.social
First of all, this is definitely a lie.

Second of all, it’s the stupidest lie ever when you are trying to get a bunch of untrained, masked cowards to sign up to be ICE goons. Cowards are generally not receptive to the idea that Mexican cartels will be gunning for them.
prynnford.bsky.social
Of all the things that didn’t happen
Screen shot of ABC article with the headline “cartels issuing bounties up to 50k for hits on ICE and CBP agents, DHS says.”
fakelawn.bsky.social
This also feels like a bad thing to advertise when you are trying to get a bunch of cowards to sign up and be ICE goons.

Interesting that the cartel bounty is the exact same amount as the ICE signing bonus.
fakelawn.bsky.social
LOL awesome!

I have always hated this smug moron with his idiot drawl. Oprah’s love of quackery foisted this whacko on America as well as the equally despicable Dr. Oz.
urocklive1.bsky.social
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
fakelawn.bsky.social
This is your McClain. This is your McClain on drugs. Any questions?
atrupar.com
is Lisa McClain ok?
fakelawn.bsky.social
Getting major uncanny valley vibes from these photos of actual racist incel dorks.
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maladroithe.bsky.social
When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
weratedogs v
1/5
BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
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golikehellmachine.com
if you invite donald trump to speak at your loved one’s memorial, you deserve to have to watch him insult your dead loved one
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
fakelawn.bsky.social
What a weirdo. This must be very comforting for the Kirk family to hear.
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
fakelawn.bsky.social
Apparently these are real photos, but it sure feels like someone asked some janky AI to make photos of “typical young Republican incel racist dweebs.”
originalsp.in
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach Sam Douglass, Vermont state senator
fakelawn.bsky.social
He’ll flip back the first time a Democrat talks about raising the corporate tax rate or restructuring the corrupt Supreme Court.
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
fakelawn.bsky.social
Even far rightwing women can’t stand this smelly old creep.
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.
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annabower.bsky.social
NEW: Counsel for James Comey confirms that his defense team plans to file a motion challenging the lawfulness of Lindsey Halligan’s appointment as interim U.S. Attorney.

Motion will be heard and decided by an out-of-district judge.
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF VIRGINIA
Alexandria Division
United States of America
v.
James Comey
Defendant.
Case No. 1:25CR272-MSN
NOTICE OF INTENT TO FILE MOTION ON UNLAWFUL APPOINTMENT
Please take notice that on October 20, 2025, James Comey, by counsel, will
file his motion to dismiss challenging the lawfulness of the appointment of the
United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia. See, e.g., United States
v. Garcia, Crim No. 2:25-CR-00230-DGC-BNW, ECF No. 39 D. Nev. Sept. 30,
2025); United States v. Giraud, et al., Crim No. 1:24-768-MWB, ECF Nos. 144, 145
(D.N.J. Aug. 21, 2025).
The Court advised at arraignment that such motion will require designation
of and assignment to an out-of-district judge to hear and resolve that motion. See 28
U.S.C. § 292(b); Minute Order, ECF No. 19 (Oct. 8, 2025). Thus, in the interest of efficiency and to avoid any unnecessary delay in such process, Mr. Comey files the
instant Notice to formally alert the Court.
Respectfully submitted,
JAMES COMEY
By Counsel
Is/
Patrick J. Fitzgerald
Michigan Bar No. P86579 (pro hac vice)
Jessica N. Carmichael
fakelawn.bsky.social
Lick that ass! Lick that ass! Lick that ass!
atrupar.com
Johnson: "Together with my friend Speaker Ohana of the Israeli Knesset we're going to rally speakers and presidents of parliaments around the world so we will jointly nominate President Donald J Trump for next year's Nobel Prize. No one has ever deserved that prize more & that is an objective fact."
fakelawn.bsky.social
I have the cardiac age of a sedentary 2yo.
fakelawn.bsky.social
Omg…did you watch the whole clip? This buffoon pivots to the menacing naked bike riders in Portland! LOL
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
Do ... do they not understand how burdens of proof work, even in misdemeanor cases?

"I dunno man, the evidence is messy, no one really knows how to save video" seems to create the sort of doubt that many people may find reasonable.
emptywheel.bsky.social
Here's what prosecutors--PROSECUTORS!!!--said last week about why they had not given Sydney Reid video to her alleged assault of an FBI agent.

She's seeking to get her case thrown out before it goes to trial this week.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
There can be little doubt that the government failed in its duties, first by failing to collect
contemporaneous statements and other information from the officers from the incident and then
by neglecting to supervise the collection of that information, by relying on the officers’ conclusion
as to what is relevant and not relevant. Still, the government persists in trying to blame the defense.
Even at the hearing, the government deflected blame: “The ambiguity, I think, that arises here is
that we are trying to construct a very mundane incident three months after it happened involving,
I guess for lack of a better word, middle-aged people who just aren't great with technology, just
like everyone else in this courtroom.” Tr. at 10/10/25 at 14
fakelawn.bsky.social
You end up with millions of idiots?