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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even like sporpsball enjoy your superp owls

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

nah but usually not like 3 absolute gut punches at once

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 1d

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👻Spooky Sean🎃 @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 1d

Ah you think losing sucks? You merely adopted the losing. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a championship until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but amazing! - me to the youths of Philadelphia

JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Bryce’s takeaway from the NLDS is gonna be to get the procedure that made James Bond Japanese in You Only Live Twice

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Is it suicide booths?

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

At least we still have the Eagles

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Fan of the Phillies Sixers and the Democratic Party that’s like a trifecta of despair

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

I think I’m a bottom because I grew up watching philly sports teams

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 3d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 4d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

Surprised Yamamoto’s shadow wasn’t burned into the grass after that first bomb

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

Now the the game is over, leaving Kershaw out there to get shelled when he clearly didn’t have good stuff was a disgrace. I get saving pitchers but you don’t let someone who means as much to your franchise as he does to the Dodgers go through that.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

This is basically Clayton Kershaw’s Make-A-Wish, they should have John Cena be the one to go to the mound and get him.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 4d

ELROND: Grok, should he cast it into the fire?

GROK: Jews control the media.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 6d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 4d

The Phillies have announced their game 3 starter and it’s… yep, you guessed it! Frank Stallone!

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

they could also win games 3 and 4 and then choke at home in front of everyone after talking about what a great home field advantage cbp is

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

Like how people get a burst of lucidity before they die?