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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2h

Kavanaugh stop.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h

“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 1d

Lawyers have been publicizing a new term to describe ICE's racially targeted detainments: a “Kavanaugh stop.”

Mother Jones reporter Pema Levy explains in this new video:

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, even those of us who strongly supported his presidency were all "what?" at the time. It was just objectively not called for, like if he'd been voted Miss Universe or something

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly she hasn't yet gotten the "sucking up to Trump will not actually protect you" memo, but she's in a pretty precarious, complicated position compared to some craven Ivy League univ.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

I am *this close* to ordering a capybara or Tasmanian devil.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, hey, holy mackerel
No doubt about it
The Cubs are on their way!

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Correction: the "shark" appears to be a dolphin, my bad. We don't want to downplay the radical threat of AntiFlipper.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh my god, they're waving at us, retreat, retreat, retreat!"

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing those armed ICE goons backing away from polar bears and sharks on like high danger alert is the most pathetic hilarious thing ever.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Can't wait for this dude's next column, "Hear me out, hipsters: pizza is actually delicious after all!"

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

She got two tiny particles of Tylenol on her latex gloves and collapsed with an exploded heart. And six cops fainted just from being in the same room!

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 1d

you could walk through Times Square buck naked with one of those car-dealership inflatable men tethered to your head, setting off bottle rockets as you go, and you would not be as desperate for attention than this sweaty twerp

a shitty post even by chris Cillizza's standards: "What if...Donald Trump actually deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?"

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

Now I shall mosey over to Spotify to stream Kendrick's diss tracks several more times and put an extra fraction of a penny in his most deserving pocket.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

"We look forward to continuing our work successfully promoting the work of this punk-ass pissy little bitch."

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

And they were always lying about caring about tyranny.

Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 1d

I want to live long enough to see Kavanaugh on C-SPAN forced to watch every fucking one of these videos at his truth and reconciliation hearing after he's removed from SCOTUS in disgrace.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

The military can't arrest civilians. They're an occupying force that took the person prisoner.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

great one!

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

I was thinking about an echidna, but that might not be super compatible with, you know, inflation.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2d

a thing to keep in mind, moving forward, is that if you're ditching this shithole, don't tell us about it on social media until you're safely on the other side

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, I was told there would be other options!

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 3d

Child: What did you do during the rise of fascism

Me: I was the capybara

Child: What

Me: It's a rodent from South America

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know who roped us into using Concur for expense reports, but when I find out, I'll be nominating them for the next semi-annual purge.

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Felina @felinablanc.bsky.social · 2d

I hear you, man. As assistant director of re-education, I've been just swamped trying to get all the Forced Vegan Gay Marriage and Measles Vaccination Camp training modules ready on time.

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