I'd bet money that this person is whiter than I am.

Oh it’s #portfolioday!

Hi there 👋

I’m an Edinburgh-based illustrator. I love nautical themes, birds and bookish things. I work in Procreate but love a textured analogue feel.

Here’s my website with more info and prints available for purchase spyglassillustration.com

I assume you've already searched and eliminated the Important Drawer.

all Jews who read history and have been paying attention: YES, WE KNOW

Note that people in those countries ALWAYS wash their rice thoroughly before it is cooked.

I think that in general it's best to go with actual food.

Because they "don't know what's in it".

I get that dicking around with luxury problems is a nice distraction from the massive and terrifying real problems that we have right now, but "white waitress mash avocado" is not even up there.

I never saw the fuss until we picked up a bag of tiny avocados from a roadside produce place in Merced. Oh. My. WORD.

If anyone is no longer interested in painting minis, will gladly adopt all supplies

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

The random capitalisation makes it sound like a quote from the Declaration of Independence.

"He has considered terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and with other elements of Trade, as retribution."

The kind that figured out the cheat code of saying "white" before something random and unpleasant about women.

Everybody needs to look up when Avenue Q came out and then make a Will save.

Hey. I didn't hurt YOU.

I was thinking something similar myself.

I don't really play video games but DAMN do I want to play this.

do i roll my eyes at a lot of DEI stuff? yeah, i wrote a whole essay about why i thought it was bullshit back in 2020. but trump et al aren’t saying, “corporate DEI policies mainly exist to protect corporate interests from discrimination lawsuits.” they’re saying “get the blacks out”

Male red grouse watercolour work in progress

Cardinals are SO red. They look like they should be from a rainforest somewhere.

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

I love her.

MANY ARE UPSET THAT I THINK MY REELECTION IS LOCKED UP

Unusual thing for a cat to say though. Normally they're more like "never EVER been fed"