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Frenemy of the People

@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social

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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. I’m the Heart of Snarkness. DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them 8647

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · Sep 11

Think globally.

Act locally.

Scream internally.

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Trump's insistence that Joe Biden was president on January 6 raises new questions about Joe Biden's memory.

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 12m

Pete Hegseth is actually about forty pounds overweight.

Due to the rocks in his head.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 15m

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 17m

That’s second date territory you move too fast

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 19m

The only Italian I’ll be celebrating today:

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 1h

Tired: Insurrection Act

Wired: Erection Act

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 2h

When I die, I’m donating my body to science fiction.

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"Conversion therapy" is a polite name for something that isn’t conversion and isn’t therapy. It’s abuse.

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 2h

Me: “I’m going to the gym today.”

My body: “Sit your ass back down.”

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 2h

We need to mandate vaccination by federal law. Unless you can’t take vaccines because of medical conditions, no more exemptions.

U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country - NPR

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U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country — NPR

In South Carolina, more than 150 unvaccinated schoolkids are under quarantine after being exposed to measles. Across the U.S., total case counts could be even higher than the official number.

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

My guardian angel just got shredded by the props of a C-130 on short final to Dobbins ARB.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

This time last year, when I thought Kamala might win…

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

Portland frogs 🐸

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

That’s the only call I might actually answer.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

I’m calling it Hemispheric Reunification Day.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 4h

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King Center flame damaged by vandal - Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 5h

This Could Be The Bizarre Reason Why Some Christians Support Trump While Acting Completely Unchristian - BuzzFeed

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This Could Be The Bizarre Reason Why Some Christians Support Trump While Acting Completely Unchristian — BuzzFeed

“The problem with MAGA Christians is that they promote policies that often go against the teachings of Jesus,” one expert said.

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 5h

Keep the federal employees. Fire the Trump Administration.

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CDC rehires experts mistakenly fired - Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 18h

The evil of the Trump Administration is matched only by its incompetence.

More than half of CDC staffers recently fired by Trump administration have been reinstated - CNN

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More than half of CDC staffers recently fired by Trump administration have been reinstated — CNN

Hundreds of staff fired from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention late Friday have been reinstated, according to the American Federation of Government Employees.

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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 21h

The Covid booster went in my left arm and hurts just a bit.

But the shingles shot went in my right arm and I feel like I lost a game of Punch Buggy.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 21h

So Marjorie Taylor Greene is only 97% whack job. Got it.

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 23h

I got my Covid booster and my first dose of the shingles vaccine.

Fuck you, #RFKJr!

Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 23h

You’re just another dumb redneck, but me, I’m a:

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