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GarrettAtWork
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Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat. I like politics, the Timbers, Blazers and satirical comedy probably in that order.
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So like 18 19 years ago I broke my right elbow. It was in a cast for almost a month. Kind of had to learn how to everything left handed. Now I want to use throwing knives but I'm not sure if they'll end up in someone else's yard.
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My goodness. Bible was a minor of mine (don't ask) but this guy is so not even close to a Christian and he has zero understanding of it.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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I went once for a coworkers going away party and I think we all left traumatized. But I will go to the grave on this. I do not pay those prices to cook my own pancakes!
I crept in a bush with my binoculars. The line at Slappy Cakes was at least 2 people. So you know...pure hell.
I'm glad I bought new filters for my gas mask and got new camouflage gear so nobody can see me getting an iced Americano.
I walked to the coffee shop because I'm cat sitting and they don't have a coffee maker. The food carts aren't open yet. Movie Madness still seems to be open but I thought it was supposed to move to Hollywood. Other than that it's pure hell.
Do you absolutely know how screwed up it is you're reporting it like this is normal and how absolutely batshit crazy that post was?
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7 million protesters, 0 arrests.

Man we suck at terrorism.
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Mike Johnson: "We're fighting for healthcare as well. Not just in word but in deed. We put in the one big beautiful bill, real reforms to Medicaid to make it work better."

(The bill in fact cuts nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.)
Just watching Mike Johnson saying it's hateful and anti American to say you hate fascists. Who did terrible things to him? That's the whole damned point of the United States.
I love this so much. I spent so much time in Marble Falls fishing under that bridge when I was a kid!
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Here are the details and our methodology. Judge for yourself: www.propublica.org/article/immi...
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This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Yeah it was practically a national scandal with the press when they caught Biden whispering to Obama "this is a big fuckin' deal" after they passed the affordable care act. In reality all these people talk this way normally. Normal people talk this way.
I vaguely remember a few news cycles when Bill Clinton was quoted as saying "crap" in an off-the-record conversation.
Q: What could Maduro do?

TRUMP: He's offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
God...Dua Lipa had Ben Gibbard out in in Seattle for a duet and now I am fucking dead. Choked up a bit seeing the videos.
This kicker getting blown up is funnier than Kim Kardashians line of fashion merkins.
Painful onside kick for Tulsa's kicker.
For unfortunate circumstances I've been in 2 separate hospitals in the last year. Kaiser is wildly understaffed compared to the other.
Walking the line at Kaiser in Portland!

Kaiser's CEO makes $7,211 an hour while nurses and clinicians stay understaffed and overworked.

Fair wages now!!
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Walking the line at Kaiser in Portland!

Kaiser's CEO makes $7,211 an hour while nurses and clinicians stay understaffed and overworked.

Fair wages now!!
JD Vance is 41. So he probably could bro down with all these guys at a bar. They aren't kids. They're just racists and bigots.
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Seems our reporting was spot on
She is way too old. She should be endorsing someone 30 years younger. Pass it on. Quit trying to hold on.
Naked bike ride for sure. Austin is pretty freaking weird though.