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Hawk Ghost

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I finished an entire can of 7 up Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike" https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 37m

Present company excluded, your honor?

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 2h

We must protect Barbara Hershey at all costs if she’s still alive

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3h

Gentle reminder to satire writers. Are you punching up?

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 4h

This really made me open my eyes and think about many things. Please consider giving it a listen, and really paying close attention to the lyrics. Oh and before I forget, have a great 10 out of 10 rest of your day.

Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying (Official Music Video)

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 5h

Never a good day when blue lives matter t-shirt gets demoted to lawn work grubbies

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 7h

The odors of Benneton

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 11h

You could easily frighten a 1950’s person by playing them a few seconds of Van Halen

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 11h

Rush’s drumming sounds normal to me

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 12h

Can’t believe Kerry Carpenter got on base 14 times last night and they still only scored twice

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 12h

Now that you mention it, this kid is a freshman for sure

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 12h

We’ll know a lot more details in 2-3 weeks

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yeast @colourmode.bsky.social · Jul 19

i hope authority is dope, and my seething contempt for it is misplaced!

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 20h

I waited until after the game to dunk on the Tigers because it backfired on me last game

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder if the Detroit Tigers like apples

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 20h

Naylor check swing double steal third sac fly is how they drew it up I think

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 20h

He’s great. Stuck an Anchorman quote into a dull moment of a wildcard game and I know his partners did not catch it

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h

The Goodwill mannequin is struggling but aren’t we all

Goodwill mannequin with a top-sider halfway off, black dress shorts, blue pullover with his hands and arms seemingly tucked inside as if it’s really cold out

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h

Wandering around cocktail hour at your spouse’s work function shaking hands with strangers and saying only the word “whereabouts?”

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

I bet I can make you think of a cartoon sound effect just by describing it. It's the one where they'll smooth something down really well, like a hair, and then it suddenly pops back up

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

Most people don't realize We Will Rock You is ultimately about the futility of rocking you. They just think it's a pro-rocking you anthem which it's not at all

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

There is no movie called Gaslight

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

I saw the movie Gaslight and that term doesn’t mean what you think it means

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

I like the imagine the Curb music playing in Larry’s head after something bad happens to him

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · Nov 12

What if there was some kind of demon of loving cookies... like a monster of cookies... like he's addicted to em... damn...

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1d

It’s bank appreciation day. I appreciate banks!